Nice letter
Courtesy of "www.telegraph.co.uk"
Hello, can I have my green card back, please?
By Stephen Gardbaum
(Filed: 08/07/2004)
' You must be a very important person," the British Airways
booking agent pronounced after learning that I would be
flying to New York for a single meeting and returning to
London the same evening. What I hadn't told him was that
my meeting was an unscheduled one with a random
immigration official at JFK airport. For this entire trip was a
coerced charade designed by the US Department of
Homeland Security to express its bureaucratic contempt for
me.
Not that I have been singled out for special treatment.
Rather, the new Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration
Services (BCIS), which, in March 2003, replaced the old
Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS), has simply
continued the post-September 11 policy of, it seems,
maximum harassment of foreigners. As an academic, I can
report that this policy is, among other things, leading to
the mass abandonment of the United States by overseas
students in favour of Britain, Canada, Australia and New
Zealand, much to the consternation of leading American
universities.
The foundations of my own faceful of brick wall were laid in
June last year. As a tenured constitutional law professor at
UCLA in Los Angeles, and a US resident and green card
holder of 12 years' standing, I was soon to begin a
13-month research leave in my native London. INS-shy
from multiple previous bites, I didn't dare take any risks
and so, to confirm there would be no problems, entered
the telephonic maze that leads a few hardy survivors to
contact with an immigration official. I was duly informed, in
no uncertain terms, that if I remained outside the United
States for more than 12 months, as planned, I would lose
my residency status and might not even be allowed back
into the country - unless I applied for a re-entry permit
before leaving.
So this is what I did, posting the relevant form to an office
in Nebraska; giving my expected return date; filling in a
box to collect the permit from the US embassy in London;
and paying the $110 application fee.
A month later, I received an acknowledgment of receipt
containing the startling news that: "It usually takes 350 to
380 days from the date of this receipt for us to process this
type of case." Once my heartbeat had returned to near
normal, I surmised that this must be highly cautious
bureaucratese, a theoretical maximum to insulate official
sloth. Surely, if the point of the procedure is to apply for
permission to leave the country for more than a year, it
can't possibly take more than a year to find out whether
you've been granted it. In any event, I just about had 350
days and so the issue retreated to the back and then out
of my mind.
Well, six weeks ago, just before contacting the embassy to
arrange collection of my permit, I followed the instructions
on the acknowledgment to check the status of my case on
the surprisingly efficient and user-friendly efficient INS
website. I typed in the requested receipt number and
waited momentarily until the unthinkable response
appeared. My application was still pending as "it is taking
between 420 and 450 days for us to process this type of
case."
Frantic calls to both the embassy, at pounds 1.60 per
minute, to speak to a live official and the BCIS customer
service number in Lincoln, Nebraska, after a 25-minute wait
at international rates, elicited unimpressed and routine
responses of identical content. Since my application would
not be processed before my 12 months expired, I had two
options: either return to the States before this date or
remain in Britain until the permit was approved. (A third
option of returning after the 12 months, but before
issuance of the permit, would subject me to the serious risk
of an immigration officer lawfully determining that I had
"abandoned" my residency in America.)
Then, without a hint of farce or travesty, the coup de grace
was administered. If I did take the first option and
returned before the 12 months expired, I was free to leave
the country again, even to catch the next plane back to
London, as a new 12-month clock would automatically start
with the immigration officer's stamp in my passport. Hence,
the by turns bewildered and impressed British Airways clerk.
My miserable and decidedly not-cheap day return crawled
to completion yesterday morning without further gratuitous
vileness. But the INS website has just disclosed a final
indignity. Although the Nebraska Service Center is currently
processing re-entry permit applications filed in March 2003,
three months before they received mine, my local Los
Angeles office is a full year ahead, now handling March
2004 applications. Had I dropped off my form there, in
person, the whole ordeal would have been totally
unnecessary. No doubt, this is why the instructions directed
me to send it to Nebraska.
Courtesy of "www.telegraph.co.uk"
Hello, can I have my green card back, please?
By Stephen Gardbaum
(Filed: 08/07/2004)
' You must be a very important person," the British Airways
booking agent pronounced after learning that I would be
flying to New York for a single meeting and returning to
London the same evening. What I hadn't told him was that
my meeting was an unscheduled one with a random
immigration official at JFK airport. For this entire trip was a
coerced charade designed by the US Department of
Homeland Security to express its bureaucratic contempt for
me.
Not that I have been singled out for special treatment.
Rather, the new Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration
Services (BCIS), which, in March 2003, replaced the old
Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS), has simply
continued the post-September 11 policy of, it seems,
maximum harassment of foreigners. As an academic, I can
report that this policy is, among other things, leading to
the mass abandonment of the United States by overseas
students in favour of Britain, Canada, Australia and New
Zealand, much to the consternation of leading American
universities.
The foundations of my own faceful of brick wall were laid in
June last year. As a tenured constitutional law professor at
UCLA in Los Angeles, and a US resident and green card
holder of 12 years' standing, I was soon to begin a
13-month research leave in my native London. INS-shy
from multiple previous bites, I didn't dare take any risks
and so, to confirm there would be no problems, entered
the telephonic maze that leads a few hardy survivors to
contact with an immigration official. I was duly informed, in
no uncertain terms, that if I remained outside the United
States for more than 12 months, as planned, I would lose
my residency status and might not even be allowed back
into the country - unless I applied for a re-entry permit
before leaving.
So this is what I did, posting the relevant form to an office
in Nebraska; giving my expected return date; filling in a
box to collect the permit from the US embassy in London;
and paying the $110 application fee.
A month later, I received an acknowledgment of receipt
containing the startling news that: "It usually takes 350 to
380 days from the date of this receipt for us to process this
type of case." Once my heartbeat had returned to near
normal, I surmised that this must be highly cautious
bureaucratese, a theoretical maximum to insulate official
sloth. Surely, if the point of the procedure is to apply for
permission to leave the country for more than a year, it
can't possibly take more than a year to find out whether
you've been granted it. In any event, I just about had 350
days and so the issue retreated to the back and then out
of my mind.
Well, six weeks ago, just before contacting the embassy to
arrange collection of my permit, I followed the instructions
on the acknowledgment to check the status of my case on
the surprisingly efficient and user-friendly efficient INS
website. I typed in the requested receipt number and
waited momentarily until the unthinkable response
appeared. My application was still pending as "it is taking
between 420 and 450 days for us to process this type of
case."
Frantic calls to both the embassy, at pounds 1.60 per
minute, to speak to a live official and the BCIS customer
service number in Lincoln, Nebraska, after a 25-minute wait
at international rates, elicited unimpressed and routine
responses of identical content. Since my application would
not be processed before my 12 months expired, I had two
options: either return to the States before this date or
remain in Britain until the permit was approved. (A third
option of returning after the 12 months, but before
issuance of the permit, would subject me to the serious risk
of an immigration officer lawfully determining that I had
"abandoned" my residency in America.)
Then, without a hint of farce or travesty, the coup de grace
was administered. If I did take the first option and
returned before the 12 months expired, I was free to leave
the country again, even to catch the next plane back to
London, as a new 12-month clock would automatically start
with the immigration officer's stamp in my passport. Hence,
the by turns bewildered and impressed British Airways clerk.
My miserable and decidedly not-cheap day return crawled
to completion yesterday morning without further gratuitous
vileness. But the INS website has just disclosed a final
indignity. Although the Nebraska Service Center is currently
processing re-entry permit applications filed in March 2003,
three months before they received mine, my local Los
Angeles office is a full year ahead, now handling March
2004 applications. Had I dropped off my form there, in
person, the whole ordeal would have been totally
unnecessary. No doubt, this is why the instructions directed
me to send it to Nebraska.