Habib Jokes...Courtesy:futuregen
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Habib\'s Wife watched her husband Habib/habib1 searching high and
low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Habib : "Hidden cameras!"
Wife : "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Habib : "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television
saying ...\'You are watching the ESPN channel\'? "How can he know what I am watching?"
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Friend : What are you looking at?
Habib : I know your Password, hee, hee.
Friend : all right, what is my Password if you saw it?
Habib : four asterisks!
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Habib : (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Habib: cries even louder
Friend : what now?
Habib : my sister just called, her mother died too!
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Habib : I\'d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Habib : Any will do, my grandson doesn\'t know the alphabet yet!!
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Habib : Sorry I\'m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.
because of a power failure.
Habib1 : Thats all right, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.