abhi....here you go...
ELEMENT :
Man
SYMBOL :
Ma
DISCOVERER :
Eve (discovered by accident when she had a craving for ribs)
OCCURRENCE :
Often found near dual element Wo, usually in high concentrations surrounding a perfect Wo specimen.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1) boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense, melts when treated properly.
2) can cause headaches
3) tends to fall into very low energy state often
5) gains considerable mass and loses reactive nature, as specimen ages
6) specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.
7) often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with polluted form of the Wo common ore.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1) all forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible.
2) may react with several Wo isotopes in a short period under extremly favorable conditions.
3) most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to Wo.
4) usually willing to react with whatever is available.
5) will be fairly inert and repellant to most other elements when saturated with alcohol.
6) is repelled by most common household appliances and cleansers.
7) is repelled by small children in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.
8) is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.
STORAGE:
1) best results near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favorable reaction style.
USES:
1) heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo.
2) can be used in recreational activities.
TESTS:
1) pure specimen will rarely reveal purity
2) reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.
CAUTION:
1) may react extremely violently when another Ma interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen.
ELEMENT :
Man
SYMBOL :
Ma
DISCOVERER :
Eve (discovered by accident when she had a craving for ribs)
OCCURRENCE :
Often found near dual element Wo, usually in high concentrations surrounding a perfect Wo specimen.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1) boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense, melts when treated properly.
2) can cause headaches
3) tends to fall into very low energy state often
5) gains considerable mass and loses reactive nature, as specimen ages
6) specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.
7) often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with polluted form of the Wo common ore.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1) all forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible.
2) may react with several Wo isotopes in a short period under extremly favorable conditions.
3) most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to Wo.
4) usually willing to react with whatever is available.
5) will be fairly inert and repellant to most other elements when saturated with alcohol.
6) is repelled by most common household appliances and cleansers.
7) is repelled by small children in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.
8) is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.
STORAGE:
1) best results near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favorable reaction style.
USES:
1) heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo.
2) can be used in recreational activities.
TESTS:
1) pure specimen will rarely reveal purity
2) reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.
CAUTION:
1) may react extremely violently when another Ma interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen.
Originally posted by abhi_01201
Roran - let's see if you identify yourself with this one as well
Woman a chemical analysis :
Element Name: Woman
Periodic Chart Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Generally accepted as 110 lbs., but known to vary from 110 to
550 lbs.
Occurence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1.Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2.Boils with no provocation.
3.Freezes up solid unexpectedly.
4.Melts if given special treatment.
5.Bitter if incorrectly used or ignored.
6.Yields to pressure applied to certain points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
such as diamonds, rubies and
sapphires among others.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning or reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in
alcohol.
5 . Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports car.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green with envy when placed beside a better specimen.
3. Defies proper aging analysis techniques.
HAZARDS
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one at a time although several can be
maintained at different locaions as long as the specimens do not come
into contact with each other
I had to edit a lot before posting..