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munnabhai02

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were bitter enemies. Santa lived on the 1st and Banta on the 7th floor of the same building. One day the lift was out of order and Banta Singh decided to play a trick on Santa and called him for dinner to his house at 7:30 pm. So Santa huffing and puffing manages to reach the 7th floor. To his dismay he finds a big lock on the door and a message - 'HA HA ULLU BANA DIA!'

Santa is angry but thinks a lot and finally writes his reply below Banta's message - 'MAIN TO YAHAN AAYA HI NAHIN THA!!'



Enjoy!
 
Here (explanation in English):
On the door there is a padlock and a note that says, "Ha Ha, I fooled you".

The upset guy writes under that, "I never even came here".
 
Please for god's sake..

DO NOT POST NONIMMIGRATION RELATED POSTINGS HERE..

:mad: :mad: :mad:

You guys can make fun at different forums..
 
Re: Please for god's sake..

Originally posted by vijguy
DO NOT POST NONIMMIGRATION RELATED POSTINGS HERE..

:mad: :mad: :mad:

You guys can make fun at different forums..
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This was not posted for the sake of GOD...:
It is for us..
no problem you can read it :D:D
 
Actually Santa and Banta are immigrants, they did'nt have 7+ floor buildings (with lifts) back in their small village.:D :D :D


Munnabhai, please use TGIF in the title of the post (if that topic exists for the week then use that thread) to indicate humor, so people can screen them better. This tradition was started by one of our moderators..
 
for SKK01,

Have you heard the word "serendipity"?

The best way to make a joke fall flat is to start it by saying "now I am going to tell you a joke"

TGIF or no TGIF, what difference does it make? Are you preparing for your Board exam at this forum that some humor spoils your bookwormish mood?
 
IamSantanuB

Well said. That was very witty !!!
Everyone is always bashing u in this forum.So this must be a good change.
 
couldn't resist long from posting a joke after a very long time indeed..

Mr. Efficiency

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. "

"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.

One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.

"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten."


:D
 
Originally posted by dodital
for SKK01,

Have you heard the word "serendipity"?

The best way to make a joke fall flat is to start it by saying "now I am going to tell you a joke"

TGIF or no TGIF, what difference does it make? Are you preparing for your Board exam at this forum that some humor spoils your bookwormish mood?
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Thanks dodital for you encouragement:o ,
1. Firstly, I did translate the joke for a wider audience to enjoy.
2. Regarding the "I am going to tell you a joke", start a sentence with "Santa Singh and Banta Singh" and what are you saying (to those who will get a laugh) if the punchline is in Hindi.

I don't have a problem, but just trying to be considerate to others who may. Just don't like a humor thread spoiled by whiners.
 
skk01,

Try saying SS and BS with a deadpan face to a receptive audience and post the results here.

Dodital
 
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