Guys guys guys,
The best way to get the Green Card is to either get married or go to Mexico and come in as an illegal immigrant. One might ask how am I going to cross the border, the answer is easy...The Mexican government will provide you with the maps of safe crossing points and places to get fresh cold water...I'm not finished yet, there are busses waiting for your arival and will transfer you to major cirties to get a job and at the end of the day if you stay in US for couple of years you'll qualify for Green Card.
Here is the quickest way to get married, you go to a low class bar and hit on the fattttest girl you find, just tell her that she is beautiful and you'll get your GC in two yrs
