If you are an illegal immigrant, the President has lots of compassion for you and wants to give you an instant GC. But, the rest of us, who are trying to do things the legal way, got to wait in line, sorry. Want to know how I know this? Because I HAVE TRIED and didn't even get a "Thank you for contacting us" letter.
I guess this country just can't get enough these poor, uneducated peasants to clean our toilets and pick our strawberries. The irony is, we try to immigrate here so we can improve our lives and get away from a 3rd world country, but after all these efforts, we may STILL wind up being in a 3rd world country afterall. Isn't that the ultimate joke on us? Perhaps taking a swim in the Rio Grande isn't such a bad idea, don't you think?