Can I Dare??
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desi joke..
Gujarat Engineering & Medical Entrance Exam
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu ?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and
social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and
the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 8.
What are people in India's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
10. Six kings of India have been called Akbar , the last one
being
Akbar the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The "Jana Gana Mana " is the National Anthem for what
country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-spell
your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of India produces the most oranges?
(a) Gujarat
(b) Russia
(c) Canada
(d) Pakistan
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do
you have?
19. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for?
20. The University of Chandigarh tradition for efficiency began
when
(approximately)? (a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting
*You must answer at least three questions correctly to qualify*
Gujarat Engineering & Medical Entrance Exam
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu ?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and
social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and
the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 8.
What are people in India's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
10. Six kings of India have been called Akbar , the last one
being
Akbar the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The "Jana Gana Mana " is the National Anthem for what
country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-spell
your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of India produces the most oranges?
(a) Gujarat
(b) Russia
(c) Canada
(d) Pakistan
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do
you have?
19. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for?
20. The University of Chandigarh tradition for efficiency began
when
(approximately)? (a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting
*You must answer at least three questions correctly to qualify*
I am reading probably the best set of jokes I've ever read!
Keep it up guys!
Here's a PJ:
There was a guy in a boat in the middle of large lake. He had 3 cigarettes with him, but no match box or nothing to light the cigarette. And he wanted to smoke desperately.
He thought for a while, and threw one cigarette in the water. Now he could smoke. How?
ANS:
.'RETHGIL' ETTERAGIC A EMACEB TAOB EHT
(just to make your life more complicated, I wrote the answer in reverse!!)
Keep it up guys!
Here's a PJ:
There was a guy in a boat in the middle of large lake. He had 3 cigarettes with him, but no match box or nothing to light the cigarette. And he wanted to smoke desperately.
He thought for a while, and threw one cigarette in the water. Now he could smoke. How?
ANS:
.'RETHGIL' ETTERAGIC A EMACEB TAOB EHT
(just to make your life more complicated, I wrote the answer in reverse!!)
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Registered Users (C)
Don't send this to your boss!
Woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am".
The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 north latitude and between 59 and 60 west longitude".
"You must be an engineer", said the ballonist. "I am", replied the man, "How did you know?". "Well", answered the ballonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip".
The man below responded, "You must be in Management". "I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?". "Well", said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you'he no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are exactly in the same position you were in before we met. But now, somehow, it's my fault".
Woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am".
The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 north latitude and between 59 and 60 west longitude".
"You must be an engineer", said the ballonist. "I am", replied the man, "How did you know?". "Well", answered the ballonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip".
The man below responded, "You must be in Management". "I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?". "Well", said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you'he no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are exactly in the same position you were in before we met. But now, somehow, it's my fault".
Have fun!!!
Joke1
There were 4 guyz discussing about technological advancement in their countries. First was German, second Russian, third Isareli and fourth was American
German : We conducted a liver transplant . The guys can now look for a new job in matter of few months.
Russian : We conducted heart transplant . Now that guy can look for a job in matter of weeks.
Isareli : This is nothing!! We have conducted brain transplant??. The guy can find jobs in matter of days.
American : Well we have found this new guy from Texas and sent him to White House. Now, half of the nation is finding a New job!! (No surgery but transformation of person!!!)
I guess we know what's the theme.
Have fun!!!
Joke1
There were 4 guyz discussing about technological advancement in their countries. First was German, second Russian, third Isareli and fourth was American
German : We conducted a liver transplant . The guys can now look for a new job in matter of few months.
Russian : We conducted heart transplant . Now that guy can look for a job in matter of weeks.
Isareli : This is nothing!! We have conducted brain transplant??. The guy can find jobs in matter of days.
American : Well we have found this new guy from Texas and sent him to White House. Now, half of the nation is finding a New job!! (No surgery but transformation of person!!!)
I guess we know what's the theme.
Have fun!!!