I think such analysis can be useful, if there is data...
The following is not to belittle your idea, but I hope you wouldn't mind a lil humor.. (I'll delete the post if I get flamed !)
------ Did u know?
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it... but hmm still one coffee. I woudn't care to predict your chances at getting an I-485 approved, though!)
If you break wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it! I remeber Silly Man suggesting once that we do a silent fart on BCIS' collective nose)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh My God!!!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(Holy f***in shit!...thats crazy!.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy. Bet that's why we still see some sporadic approvals...)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Dont try this at home.....maybe at BCIS...)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...sheesh...can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(The pig's is still amazing. So is 20 cases/day...)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine! years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, you get to work at BCIS, and split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing.... We know people who cannot MOVE)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(We know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(We know some people like that too...)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig???)
