* * * Backlog Petition FINAL draft

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1amShantanuB

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I searched .. and searched...
and totally lost in jungle of versions :D:D

People like dsatish are moving earth and heaven to keep their version on table ... It is really pity and shame..

We are unable to come up on one expression of a common "problem" for the past 1 month

Every week we are seeing nearly 600 approvals....BUT unnoticed here in this forum. So, more than 90% of people are not even bothered about all these petitions.

So final draft is "just Wait " by realising that things are moving.

Have full gratitude to team of "sbctsublc"
to keep us posted with wonderful info at .................
http://www.immigrationportal.com/showthread.php?threadid=87455
 
Hi Shantanu,
Where are you all these days ? We are missing fun in this forum. Good to see you back.
BTW, looks like you have written this message some 10 days back and clicked the submit button today :p
 
Hi 1amShantanuB,

Welcome back .. Surely you have missed the excitement and fun that we have had on this forum in last few days..
 
Originally posted by dsatish
Hi Shantanu,

BTW, looks like you have written this message some 10 days back and clicked the submit button today :p
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What's calculations in it ???
Any way very good effort in keeping people like way2ls at bay in other threads.
 
Originally posted by 1amShantanuB
What's calculations in it ???
Any way very good effort in keeping people like way2ls at bay in other threads.
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The calculation is this: You are talking about things that happened 2 weeks back. Now the petition is already hosted and already about 500 people had signed on it.
 
Originally posted by 1amShantanuB
What's calculations in it ???
Any way very good effort in keeping people like way2ls at bay in other threads.
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Even I was almost dragged in to that discussion, but somehow I decided against that due to time factor.
 
Can we add this to the petition.

Winter, Fall, Summer or Spring;
Lets give BCIS a ring
Sir/ma’am, it has been so long;
Our cases why prolong?
Tell them we came here to see a better life;
Together with kids and wife
We are genuine; we pay taxes and are sincere;
But nobody seems to care
We are sure IIO has a heart too;
Why keep our cases forever in a queue
We immigrants struggle for the basics;
Show me where it is written in their physics
Place the IIO in our shoe;
They will not have any clue
How painful the journey is for an immigrant;
We hereby request them not to be ignorant
We are human beings too;
Don’t treat us like a virus of flu
For one day we may also become an IIO;
Raise this U.S. Flag and show
That I am an American,
The same immigrant who came to this country 15 years ago;
Went on to become an IIO
Who has a big ego?
Wants the immigrants to suffer to get their permanent residence;
Not wanting to feel their presence
Someone I am sure someone will write this poem to one of us;
What would you all do then?
Close your eyes, think deeply and tell us.




Feel free to modify and do fine tuning.
Written and compiled by Munnabhai02
 
Re: Can we add this to the petition.

Originally posted by munnabhai02
Winter, Fall, Summer or Spring;
Lets give BCIS a ring
Sir/ma’am, it has been so long;
Our cases why prolong?
Tell them we came here to see a better life;
Together with kids and wife
We are genuine; we pay taxes and are sincere;
But nobody seems to care
We are sure IIO has a heart too;
Why keep our cases forever in a queue
We immigrants struggle for the basics;
Show me where it is written in their physics
Place the IIO in our shoe;
They will not have any clue
How painful the journey is for an immigrant;
We hereby request them not to be ignorant
We are human beings too;
Don’t treat us like a virus of flu
For one day we may also become an IIO;
Raise this U.S. Flag and show
That I am an American,
The same immigrant who came to this country 15 years ago;
Went on to become an IIO
Who has a big ego?
Wants the immigrants to suffer to get their permanent residence;
Not wanting to feel their presence
Someone I am sure someone will write this poem to one of us;
What would you all do then?
Close your eyes, think deeply and tell us.




Feel free to modify and do fine tuning.
Written and compiled by Munnabhai02
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Very good one Munna....
 
I taked to IIO and he said like this :
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Winter, Fall, Summer or Spring;
We at BCIS working all week long
Sorry sir/madam, applicants are too large;
So yOur case drags along?
we see here your bitter life;
Together with kids and wife
We are generous; but have to allow only THE sinceres;

We are sure you have a brain to know -
Why we scrutinize your cases for long
YOu immigrants want it fast and faster;
It does not work in real time mathematics

Place yourself in our shoe;
You will not have any clue
Huge volumous of work is true;
We hereby request them not to be ignorant
We are human beings too;
Don’t treat us like machines
For one day you will get your residency;

Have patience in a big way
We are suffering with all new rules and security
Not wanting to give GC to 'ladens'
I am sure someone will write this poem to one of us;

What would you all do then?
Close your eyes, think deeply and tell us
 
Did she threaten to kill you?

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?"
"No," replied the nervous immigrant.
"Did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Then why did you think she's gonna kill you?" asked the exasperated police officer.
"Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!" He handed the police officer the suspect bottle.
The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud.
The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can't you see the label on bottle said 'Polish Remover'?"
 
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