reliance: i apologize, it's top secret, and i can't divulge any further! (hint: it's the clandestine deal i have with the USCIS that enables me to lose my fingers, and hence NOT have to do a FINGERprinting. in the process, of course, i just wait a few hundred million years.)
pork: thanks! however, the coelacanths were quite fortunate. thought to be extinct for millions of years (until a few decades ago), they were found to be extant one fine morning; but i'm afraid that if the current trend goes much further, we, the immigrant men and women, will have to follow suit and pray for such coelacanthine serendipity to be again noticed by these Gods-that-are-the-USCIS-IIOs.