485 Retrogation - Simple logic

july022007

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I know many people are so anguished by July 02 2007 Retrogation ( and hence my login with the same date). Whatever happened initially sounded too good to be true. Thinking back now it makes perfect sense. This is how the conversation goes.

General Public : Dear US Congress, how come you can process 12M illegals when you are having such a heavy backlog for just a couple of hundred thousand legal people ?

US Congress : Backlog ? Where ? Oh - over there in 485 - Ouch some mistake - This load is just nothing - we can easily hand it. USCIS Guys, just make everything current.

Senate : Dear Congress, we do not agree with your amnesty program for illegals. You will need to roll it back for this year and then think through what other better way is out there.

Congress : Ouch, Senate you are right. Let us think of a better solution

USCIS : But Congress, you have made everything current - If we process all 485 what will we do for the next couple of years - We have too many people in our payroll and that will be affected.

Congress : Ouch USCIS, yes you are right. Just roll it back. We need to employ all those people.

USCIS : But Congress those legal immigrants - Will they not get upset ?

Congress : Ouch - you are right - But hard luck - They will need to wait. Let them pay a little more to get their 485 approved for next year. Those who pay might get preference.

USCIS : Yes sir Congress - Will do. Let them pay extra so that next year it will be helpful to recruit more guys to process the illegals. At that time we will try and make everything current again and see what happens.

:)
 
USCIS employees enjoying life in Hawaii

In addition to the above:

USCIS employees: After making dates current, we might not have much to do for next one or two years. So why don't lawyers and medical officers pay for our Hawaaian trip?

Lawyer and Medical officers: Yes..You make all the dates current so that I get fees(for not doing anything) and medical exam fees. We will send all USCIS employee to Hawaai trip with one surprise gift to each family members.

Now all USCIS employees enjoying in Hawaii without even approving one single 485 filed after July 2nd.
 
You realize that the dates became unavailable because USCIS approved "too many" Green Cards for people stuck in the I-485 queue?

They don't get listed unavailable arbitrarily.
 
TheRealCanadian,
My name check is stuck since Jan 2004. USCIS says we are waiting on FBI. There is no way that I can contact FBI. All letters to Congressman, Senator, FBI yielded nothing... Is there any way that I can wake up FBI??? Help please..
 
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