Clueless-in-California
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You people are great. I just had my passport stamped. Now I know the next step is getting a new social security card. I have three or four questions to ask you experts, which were not answered in any FAQ.
1- Now that I have my green card, can I test drive a car? Earlier I had only a CA driver\'s license and the dealer told me I need a green card to test drive a car, so I bought the car without test driving it. I now want to buy a Toyota Corolla and I was wondering if my green card lets me test-drive a car before buying it?
2- INS says it is illegal to not have one\'s green card on one\'s person at all times. I wanted to go to a nudist camp in California but the question was how I could carry my passport on me when in the nudist camp. I was thinking I should swallow my passport and then if the INS asks me for it, I could regurgitate it for them. Do you think the passport stamp will be safe in my stomach if wrapped in a good-quality plastic bag?
3- Before my green card, I would not talk to American girls because I thought it was probably banned for foreigners. So when they talked to me, which was all the time, I would walk away. Now that I have my green card, can I talk to American girls? Or will I get into trouble?
4- Can I take a peek at my boss\'s you-know-what in the men\'s room, now that I have my green card, or are only citizens permitted to do that?
Thanking you,
Clueless in California
1- Now that I have my green card, can I test drive a car? Earlier I had only a CA driver\'s license and the dealer told me I need a green card to test drive a car, so I bought the car without test driving it. I now want to buy a Toyota Corolla and I was wondering if my green card lets me test-drive a car before buying it?
2- INS says it is illegal to not have one\'s green card on one\'s person at all times. I wanted to go to a nudist camp in California but the question was how I could carry my passport on me when in the nudist camp. I was thinking I should swallow my passport and then if the INS asks me for it, I could regurgitate it for them. Do you think the passport stamp will be safe in my stomach if wrapped in a good-quality plastic bag?
3- Before my green card, I would not talk to American girls because I thought it was probably banned for foreigners. So when they talked to me, which was all the time, I would walk away. Now that I have my green card, can I talk to American girls? Or will I get into trouble?
4- Can I take a peek at my boss\'s you-know-what in the men\'s room, now that I have my green card, or are only citizens permitted to do that?
Thanking you,
Clueless in California