An episode in 1amShantanuB's life
Once 1amShantanuB went to the police station to lodge an FIR that his 2 friends Bolu and Golu are missing. The police officer asks him to describe his 2 firends-
1amShantanuB - They have black hair.
Police Officer - Can you give me a better description?
1amShantanuB - They have wheatish complexion
Police Officer (Slightly exasperated)- Can you give me an even better description?
1amShantanuB- They wear glasses.
Police Officer (now truly irritated)- If you don't give me a good description, I will have you thrown out for wasting my time.
1amShantanuB after much thought says- Well, between the 2 of them, they share one asshole.
The police officer now is amused and interested - Are you sure? Because, I can have you thrown in jail for misleading a police officer.
1amShantanuB- Well, everywhere I go with these guys, people say 'There come Bolu and Golu with 1 asshole'