With due respect to our Sardar friends - some jokes.
What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u
talking abt? Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga mita dunga
mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber hi
nahi dunga.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more thn 1000
letters in it ? Banta
singh: Post office.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi
mar sakta tha
kya? " Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to
mar di....."
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya kar rahe
honge....think............."SALA YE PIANO BAJTA
KYO NAHI"
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte
ho yaar sirf do
word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but
i couldnt answer
past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote
'THUNK'.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje
sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte
waqt.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad
se ulta latak ke
gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka hai, Sardar
bola oye side B
gaa raha hun.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get ! engaged,
will u give me a
ring?" "Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
What is the full form of "SINGH" : S-sardar I-insaan
N-nahi G-gadha
H-hai.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u
talking abt? Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga mita dunga
mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber hi
nahi dunga.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more thn 1000
letters in it ? Banta
singh: Post office.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi
mar sakta tha
kya? " Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to
mar di....."
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya kar rahe
honge....think............."SALA YE PIANO BAJTA
KYO NAHI"
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte
ho yaar sirf do
word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but
i couldnt answer
past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote
'THUNK'.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje
sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte
waqt.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad
se ulta latak ke
gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka hai, Sardar
bola oye side B
gaa raha hun.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get ! engaged,
will u give me a
ring?" "Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!
What is the full form of "SINGH" : S-sardar I-insaan
N-nahi G-gadha
H-hai.
Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!