I want to know what good is a web search engine that returns 324,909,188 matches to my key word. That’s like saying, “Good news! We’ve located the product you’re looking for. It’s on Earth.”
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At a convention of blondes, a speaker insisted that the “dumb blonde” myth is all wrong. To prove it he asked one cute young volunteer, “How much is 101 plus 20?”
The blonde answered, “120.”
“No,” he said, “that’s not right.”
The audience called out, “Give her another chance.”
So the speaker asked the blonde, “How much is 10 plus 13?”
Slowly the blonde replied, “16.”
“Sorry,” he said, shaking his head.
Once again the crowd roared,
“Give her another chance.”
“This is your last try,” warned the speaker. “How much is 2 plus 2?”
Carefully she ventured, “Four?”
And the crowd yelled, “Give her another chance!”
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The young woman was jogging when she saw a wizened old man smiling at her from his porch.
“You look so happy!” she said to him. “What’s your secret for a long, satisfying life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he replied. “And I drink a case of whisky every week, eat nothing but fatty foods and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?”
He answered, “Thirty-two.”
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“Where did you get that great motorcycle?” the engineering student asked his friend.
“I was minding my own business,” his fellow engineer replied, “when a gorgeous woman rode up on it, jumped off, threw the bike to the ground, tore off her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’”
The first engineer nodded his approval. “Good choice,” he said. “The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
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At a convention of blondes, a speaker insisted that the “dumb blonde” myth is all wrong. To prove it he asked one cute young volunteer, “How much is 101 plus 20?”
The blonde answered, “120.”
“No,” he said, “that’s not right.”
The audience called out, “Give her another chance.”
So the speaker asked the blonde, “How much is 10 plus 13?”
Slowly the blonde replied, “16.”
“Sorry,” he said, shaking his head.
Once again the crowd roared,
“Give her another chance.”
“This is your last try,” warned the speaker. “How much is 2 plus 2?”
Carefully she ventured, “Four?”
And the crowd yelled, “Give her another chance!”
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The young woman was jogging when she saw a wizened old man smiling at her from his porch.
“You look so happy!” she said to him. “What’s your secret for a long, satisfying life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he replied. “And I drink a case of whisky every week, eat nothing but fatty foods and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?”
He answered, “Thirty-two.”
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“Where did you get that great motorcycle?” the engineering student asked his friend.
“I was minding my own business,” his fellow engineer replied, “when a gorgeous woman rode up on it, jumped off, threw the bike to the ground, tore off her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’”
The first engineer nodded his approval. “Good choice,” he said. “The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”