I don't mean to offend anybody, its just for fun guys!
A Paki, Bangladeshi and an INDIAN are in a bar one night were having a
beer.
The Paki drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad
our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same
one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says "In Daka we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Indian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Paki
and Bangladeshi. He says "In Delhi we have so many Paki and
Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
A Paki, Bangladeshi and an INDIAN are in a bar one night were having a
beer.
The Paki drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad
our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same
one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says "In Daka we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Indian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Paki
and Bangladeshi. He says "In Delhi we have so many Paki and
Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."