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Banned
1) FOR ALL THOSE WHO LOVE THEIR BOSSES
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is very upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS,
DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it.
2) Niagara falls !!!!!!!!!!!
A Guide to Tourists at Niagara falls: "I welcome you
all to Niagara falls".
These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound
intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes
passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we
can hear the Niagra falls."
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is very upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS,
DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it.
2) Niagara falls !!!!!!!!!!!
A Guide to Tourists at Niagara falls: "I welcome you
all to Niagara falls".
These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound
intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes
passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we
can hear the Niagra falls."