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[gambler]

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Asian Games
Village at Busan,South Korea to scoop souvenirs and
autographs.

The first says,"Let`s watch the registration table to
see if there`s a crack in the security system that we
can utilize to scam our way in."

Immediately,a burly athlete walks up to the table and
states,"Fan Zhiyi. China. Shotput."He opens his gym
bag to display a shotput to the registration
attendant.

The attendant says,"Very good,Mr.Fan Zhiyi.Here is
your packet of registration materials,complete with
hotel keys,passes to all Olympic events,meal tickets,
and other information."

The first guy gets inspired and grabs a small tree
sapling,strips off the limbs and roots,walks up the
registration table and states:"Chang Koehan.North
Korea.Javelin."

The attendant says,"Very good, Mr. Koehan.Here is your
packet of registration materials,hotel keys,
passes,meal tickets,and so forth.Good luck!"

The second guy grabs a street utility manhole cover,
walks up to the registration table and
states:"Hidetoshi Nakata.Japan.Discus."

The attendant says,"Terrific,Mr.Nakata.Here is your
packet of registration materials,hotel keys,a full set
of passes, and meal tickets.Enjoy yourself."

They scamper in,but suddenly realize that Banta Singh
is missing.They forgot to make sure he doesn`t do
something stupid and blow their cover stories.

Just then Banta Singh walks proudly up to the table
with a roll of barbed wire under his arm and states:
"Banta.Hoshiarpur,Punjab.FENCING."

 

[gambler]

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000'"
The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"