1amShantanuB
Banned
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting
"F1 ...F1..."
and nobody understood it.
"F1 ...F1..."
and nobody understood it.
T * G * I * F
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1amShantanuB
Banned
The object-oriennted way to become wealthy is by
- "Inheritance."
- "Inheritance."
Unbelievable
Registered Users (C)
Lesson Number one
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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be
Boss. The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control
the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the
brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all
the work and earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and
the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being
the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and
refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed,
the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs
began to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that asshole should be the
Boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss
just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
Lesson Number Two
**********************
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was
lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate
him! Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND FOLKS !!!!!
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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be
Boss. The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control
the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the
brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all
the work and earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and
the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being
the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and
refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed,
the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs
began to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that asshole should be the
Boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss
just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
Lesson Number Two
**********************
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was
lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate
him! Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND FOLKS !!!!!