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Bin laden came to US to meet George Bush with all his wives and left over children, begging for pardon .

Being good Boy Bush agreed after much deliberation. And recommended Boeing to give him a small job.

So Bin Laden is now is turned into normal and working sincerely in Boeing as Saftey Specialist and his family taking care of cows in farm land near west coat.


:D:D

BBC news said: Even Saddam is thinking to do similar thing.
 
Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard :
"One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.
""Three and three... "
His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms.Clara Jones had taught him to say that. His mother was rather upset and told him to stop thehomework. The next day she approached Ms. Jones and told her what happened. The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Jones exclaimed, "Oh, I know... here in school we say, "one and one, the sum-of-which is two."



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Originally posted by munnabhai02
Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard :
"One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.
""Three and three... "
His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms.Clara Jones had taught him to say that. His mother was rather upset and told him to stop thehomework. The next day she approached Ms. Jones and told her what happened. The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Jones exclaimed, "Oh, I know... here in school we say, "one and one, the sum-of-which is two."



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Thats a good one Mogambo khush hua....:D :D :D
 
Religious Jokes

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up."

"That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?"

"Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen."

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Two boys, aged eight and four, were discussing Adam and Eve. The 8-year-old asked: "How did Adam and Eve die?" And the 4-year-old said: "They ate bad fruit."

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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The Jewish mother replies, "I don't like her."

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Honk if you ARE Jesus

Ask Me About My Previous Lives

I Brake For Celestial Choirs

I Died and Went To Heaven and All I Got Was This Lousy Halo

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One man said to another, "I didn't sleep with my wife before I got married. How about you?"

The man replied, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?"

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A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and worked east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued by a sign which read: "$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the Pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The Pastor explained that the golden phone was, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he paid the price he could talk directly to God. The man thanked the Pastor and continued on his way.

As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, San Diego, Chicago, Greensboro, Tampa and all around the United States, he found more phones with the same sign and got the same answer from each Pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Texas. Upon entering a church in Dallas, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read: "Calls: 35 cents." Fascinated, he asked to talk to the Pastor.

"Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone. I have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 35 cents. Why?"

The Pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Texas now... It's a local call."
 
This one for GC_NC123

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."

Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."

Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "What do you mean?"

Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"
 
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