SPAM: TGIF(Relative Speed)

bankebihari123

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh go to Germany.They find that BMW has delveloped a new mo-bike which has a button which when you press it will make the speed of your bike double.

Both of them buy a bike each and are cruising on the highway at 60 mph.Santa SIngh presses the button and the speed of his bike immediately doubles to 120 mph.After riding for half an hour Santa Singh realises that Banta Singh is not riding besides him.So he pulls on the side and starts waiting for Banta Singh.

After about 4-5 hours he sees Banta Singh is coming on his bike but has bandages all over his body. Banta Singh stops.

Santa SIngh : Oyee Bante ke hua?
(Banta,What happened)
Banta SIngh : O yaar,tunhe te button daba ditha the gaddi de speed double ho gaye....main sochaya ke mere gadde rukh gaye ... is vasthe main apne gadde tu uthar gaya .....
(Man you pressed the button and the speed of your bike became double.I thought that my bike had stopped thats why I stepped of my bike)

:D :D :p :p
 
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