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[GCJhalak]

First Grade...... One day the first grade teacher was reading the story
of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to
accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the
pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of
straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to
build my house?'"

The teacher paused then and asked the class, "And what do you think that
man said?"

little Johnny raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy S*#!! A
talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes..

 

[GCJhalak]

Magic Lamp

John finds a lamp, rubs it and out comes a genie.

The genie says he will grant John three wishes with one condition: everything he wishes for, his wife will get double. So John says thats fine.

First John wishes for a million pounds, so his wife got 2 million.

Then John wished for a ferari and his wife gets 2.

Pausing for a moment, John says "Why dont you scare me half to death?"