HERE'S HOW THE SCENE OF ORDERING PIZZA WOULD BE IN 2004
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your order?"
Customer: "I am..."
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr XYZ and you're calling from 17 Main St.
Your home number is 666 666 6666, office 777 777 7777 and cell is 888 888 8888
Customer: "How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the new system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "WHAT ?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and high cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "WHAT?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza.You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how much will that cost?
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year"
Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir.
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw Some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Hummer ..."
Customer: " What !"
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Hummer, registration number ABC1234..."
Customer: " F*'!^K *%^**%^I7*"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 You were convicted of using abusive language ?"
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
Customer:<hung up>
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your order?"
Customer: "I am..."
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr XYZ and you're calling from 17 Main St.
Your home number is 666 666 6666, office 777 777 7777 and cell is 888 888 8888
Customer: "How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the new system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "WHAT ?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and high cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "WHAT?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza.You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how much will that cost?
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year"
Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir.
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw Some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Hummer ..."
Customer: " What !"
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Hummer, registration number ABC1234..."
Customer: " F*'!^K *%^**%^I7*"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 You were convicted of using abusive language ?"
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
Customer:<hung up>
