: Laloo's intellection :
Laloo goes to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Musharaff. They decide to meet without aides and are closeted for about 5 minutes. Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement. "Musharaffbhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo will say. Musharaff comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has decided to give up all claims on Kashmir, with no strings attached! The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you promise, the press clamours. "All because of the Akai company people", says Laloo. "They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone free if you buy VCR... So, I said to Musharaffbhai - "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free with it!"
Laloo goes to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Musharaff. They decide to meet without aides and are closeted for about 5 minutes. Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement. "Musharaffbhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo will say. Musharaff comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has decided to give up all claims on Kashmir, with no strings attached! The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you promise, the press clamours. "All because of the Akai company people", says Laloo. "They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone free if you buy VCR... So, I said to Musharaffbhai - "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free with it!"
