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Good Joke

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive", Saddam decided to send
George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H
George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and the Secret Service...
the list got longer and longer.
Eventually they asked Mossad in Israel for help.
Cpt. Moishe Pippick took one look at it and replied:
"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down!
 
hahah

that was a good one - wonder how & how much time someone spent coming up with the alpha numeric sequence of the joke!!! Some times I really marvel at those who got time to come up with these
 
way too cool

It took me like whole 3 mins to decipher this msg. Being a friday afternoon and just after a happy hour.. I had to use photoshop and put this msg, paste it there and rotate and really figure it out..

This one is way too cool...
 
Originally posted by lindaMac
it took me less than a minute - I printed it out and turned it upsidd down -you must be male !!
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that's not fair, you used the Mossad instruction :)
 
Fight between men and women

Tch Tch. Whence shineth ye sun, thence fighteth ye hommes ye lassies. Which doeth great battles and unsearchable; marvellous things without number. Hath Lassies disappointeth the devices of the crafty, hommes stoppeth thee mouth nor hands. For whence the sea hath noth been tempestous, brave men tameth ye beast.

(O Valiant Silly attacheth ye image, for image spake many words)
 
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Another one

Dick Cheney, George Bush, Laura Bush and Silly Man are flying on Air Force One. George looks at Dick, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Dick shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".
Laura tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Silly Man rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
 
Wonder how many of the frustrated people on this forum would enjoy what Silly Man said. Should work hard to make that happen.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :D
 
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