SPAM : Chat with God

mango_pickle

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Got this email from my friend. Nice one.
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God: Hello. Did you call me?

Me: Called you? No. who is this?

God: This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.

Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the
midst of something.

God: What are you busy at?

Me: Don't know. But I can't find free time. Life has become hectic. It's
rush hour all the time.

God: Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results.
Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.

Me: I understand. But I still can’t figure out. By the way, I was not
expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.

God: Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by giving you some
clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are
comfortable with.

Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?

God: Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it
complicated.

Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?

God: Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. You are
worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit. That's
why you are not happy.

Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?

God: Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.

Me: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty..

God: Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.

Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?

God: Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified
without fire. Good people go through trials, but don't suffer. With that
experience their life become better not bitter.

Me: You mean to say such experience is useful?

God: Yes. In every terms, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test
first and the lessons afterwards.

Me: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why can’t we be free
from problems?

God: Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons (to)
Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and endurance,
not when you are free from problems.

Me: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don't know where we are
heading..

God: If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look
inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes
provide sight. Heart provides insight.

Me: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in the
right direction. What should I do?

God: Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure
as decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than knowing
you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others work with the clock.

Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?

God: Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to
go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.

Me: What surprises you about people?

God: when they suffer they ask, "why me?" When they prosper, they never ask
"Why me" Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few want to be on
the side of the truth.

Me: Sometimes I ask, who am I? Why am I here? I can’t get the answer.

God: Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be.
Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not a
process of discovery but a process of creation.

Me: How can I get the best out of life?

God: Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence.
Prepare for the future without fear.

Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.

God: There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.

Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat. I am so happy to start the New Day
with a new sense of inspiration.

God: Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe your doubts and
doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to resolve.
Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.
 
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I read similar stuff earlier and everytime i go thru something like this....I am relaxed. Thanks for posting mango_pickle.
 
I think its about time you get approved...i dont want to read another post of chatting with devil.. ;)
 
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There are people out here who believe is posting duplicate of every original posting .Technology of the era " Cut paste technology"
 
Yes, I got this as an email from my best friend. It changed the way I look at not only GC, but many other things in life. I keep reading it often, whenever I get restless. It just occured to me I should post here. There is a lot of stress here, on this forum.
 
Tracking said:
There are people out here who believe is posting duplicate of every original posting .Technology of the era " Cut paste technology"

I see nothing wrong, in sharing good stuff.
 
Talking to God is a sure sign of deep religious belief.
Hearing God answer is a sure sign of schizophrenia.
So is getting a call from CIS "officer".
 
mango_pickle said:
Got this email from my friend. Nice one.
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God: Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified
without fire. Good people go through trials, but don't suffer. With that
experience their life become better not bitter.

Good Analogy. To add one. GC can not be obtained without hardship and struggle.
 
Journey Is The Reward.....buddha

I am sure that you are not certain that GC is the end of hardship and/or struggle. I do not think so, because struggle will continue, but for something else in life. This is simply one milestone and not an end anyway. Good luck to everyone, including myself.

gcusa99 said:
Good Analogy. To add one. GC can not be obtained without hardship and struggle.
 
This reminds me of that famous internet cartoon, you know the one where this fat girl is chatting with this skinny guy with huge glasses, there is a little blurb on the top of both for the girl it is one of this handsome stud and for the guy it is one of beautiful girl in a bikini. :) Not to thread crap, but for some reason recollected that image, and had to laugh. :)

Now all that is left is for goodsaint to remind us that it wasn't god at the other end of the line, but sri sri sri sri 420 baba. :)
 
Now all that is left is for goodsaint to remind us that it wasn't god at the other end of the line, but sri sri sri sri 420 baba. :)[/QUOTE]

Good One.....for Sri, sri, Sri ---Five star or may be seven Star ( Star=Sri)
 
God: Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe your doubts and
doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to resolve.
Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.

I think it should be "Don't believe your doubts and DON'T doubt your beliefs" and not "Don't believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs" . The belief I am referring to is the belief in oneself, belief in positive, self-confidence.

BTW, very good post. I am sure it will help a lot of people to relax and maintain the faith. At times a lot of us get worried and edgy due to the GC. But as the saying goes "Let go of the love and if it comes back to you, it is truly yours". Similarly, if it has to happen, it will come to us...
 
140_takes_4ever said:
This reminds me of that famous internet cartoon, you know the one where this fat girl is chatting with this skinny guy with huge glasses, there is a little blurb on the top of both for the girl it is one of this handsome stud and for the guy it is one of beautiful girl in a bikini. :) Not to thread crap, but for some reason recollected that image, and had to laugh. :)

Now all that is left is for goodsaint to remind us that it wasn't god at the other end of the line, but sri sri sri sri 420 baba. :)

This had a very high humour quotient ..well, we need that to maintain our sanity!!
 
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