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Q. How many IIOs does it take to change a light bulb?
- Thread starter Pork Chop
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waytoolong
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Did you contact your Senator/Congressman's office? They may be able to help in finding the answer.
waytoolong
Registered Users (C)
Edison - we need a petition for this unbearable light-bulb situation.
PremChopra
Registered Users (C)
PorkChop... Answer
It takes Zero IIO to change the light bulb, because after the bulb goes off everyone keep sitting in the dark and randomly juggle sheets of paper from the table.
If in that juggling someone's file fall down (God Bless that guy). If you are the lucky one today, your case will be grabbed and after that you still need to stay lucky because they have to grab the right stamp in the dark... still stay lucky, they need to put that stamp on you papers.
And here you are.... Approved. So the next question is how to get lucky on a particular day?
It takes Zero IIO to change the light bulb, because after the bulb goes off everyone keep sitting in the dark and randomly juggle sheets of paper from the table.
If in that juggling someone's file fall down (God Bless that guy). If you are the lucky one today, your case will be grabbed and after that you still need to stay lucky because they have to grab the right stamp in the dark... still stay lucky, they need to put that stamp on you papers.
And here you are.... Approved. So the next question is how to get lucky on a particular day?
ZERO
IIOs do not have time to change light bulbs.
they have more "important" things to do such as reading newspapers, magazine, surfing the web, gossip, breakfast, lunch, afternoon snacks, phoning relatives, finding the next ideal vacation spot...how can they have the time to do anything else?
on the flip side...
it takes ALL IIOs to change one light bulb because they are still doing it. they sure ain't doing anything else.
IIOs do not have time to change light bulbs.
they have more "important" things to do such as reading newspapers, magazine, surfing the web, gossip, breakfast, lunch, afternoon snacks, phoning relatives, finding the next ideal vacation spot...how can they have the time to do anything else?
on the flip side...
it takes ALL IIOs to change one light bulb because they are still doing it. they sure ain't doing anything else.
WheresMahGreen
Registered Users (C)
Zero!
All IIO's go, "Light? Bulb? @^#$@#!" They're yet to discover fire, let alone electricity and its uses.
All IIO's go, "Light? Bulb? @^#$@#!" They're yet to discover fire, let alone electricity and its uses.