Politicians.....

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>NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to
>Mars. Only one could go, and he will not return to
>Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was
>asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A
>million dollars", he answered," because I wish to
>donate it to M.I.T." The next applicant, a
>doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two
>million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my
>family," he explained, "and leave the other million
>for the advancement of medical research." The last
>applicant was a politician. When asked how
>much money he wanted, he whispered in the
>interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars." "Three
>Million Dollars... ?!!" "Why so much more than the
>others?" the interviewer asked. The Politician
>replied, "$1 million is for you, I'll keep $1 million,
>and we'll send the engineer to Mars."
>

 

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POLITICIANS...2

G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid.
So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you." She calls Tony Blair in and asks, "Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

Tony Blair replies, "It's me!"

So G.W. calls Dick Cheney and says, "Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Cheney says, "Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to you."

So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, "Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?" And Colin Powell says, "It's me!"

So Cheney calls Bush and says, "It's Colin Powell."

And Bush says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"