Ganesh Ranganathan
Member
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the former Iraqi Minister of Information is now the new BCIS Information and Customer Relations Manager.
In recent press interviews he responded to questions regarding the current I485 backlog at TSC
"There are no 485 backlogs in TSC. Never!"
"My feelings - as usual - we will approve them all"
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the AOS petitioners!"
"God will roast the AOS petitioners stomachs in hell at the hands of IIO’s."
"Be assured. TSC is safe, protected"
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"
"We are not afraid of the Immigration Lawyers. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."
"The Immigrants, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check your self. Do not in fact repeat their lies."
"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of TSC in Mesquite. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."
"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."
"We have destroyed 2 months worth of files, applications, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"The authority of the TSC ... issued a warning to the TSC workforce not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the immigrants were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior.
"I am not talking about the illegal immigrants," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the IIO’s children."
"We have them surrounded in their tanks"
"The Immigration chat boards are all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"
"Lying is forbidden in BCIS. We will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as we are men of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."
"Let the immigrant infidels bask in their illusion"
"I triple guarantee you, there are no pending AOS cases are in Mesquite."
"blood-sucking bastards"
Of potential immigrants: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."
"We will welcome them with denials and rfe’s."
"We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by faxing inquiries and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards."
“We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead”
"These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying"
"We will kill them all........most of them."
"They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces."
"They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!"
"they are nowhere near the Orange County airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."
"Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly."
"NO", snapped Mr al-Sahaf, " There are NO pending 485 applications there. I will take you there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!"
"I have detailed information about the situation . . . which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."
"There are no IIO’s disguising themselves"
"They think we are retarded - they are retarded."
"After we finish defeating all of those animals we will disclose that with facts and figures."
"We are winning!"
A bit of humor during these trying times. Copied and modified from the CSC board.
In recent press interviews he responded to questions regarding the current I485 backlog at TSC
"There are no 485 backlogs in TSC. Never!"
"My feelings - as usual - we will approve them all"
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the AOS petitioners!"
"God will roast the AOS petitioners stomachs in hell at the hands of IIO’s."
"Be assured. TSC is safe, protected"
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"
"We are not afraid of the Immigration Lawyers. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."
"The Immigrants, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check your self. Do not in fact repeat their lies."
"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of TSC in Mesquite. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."
"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."
"We have destroyed 2 months worth of files, applications, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"The authority of the TSC ... issued a warning to the TSC workforce not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the immigrants were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior.
"I am not talking about the illegal immigrants," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the IIO’s children."
"We have them surrounded in their tanks"
"The Immigration chat boards are all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"
"Lying is forbidden in BCIS. We will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as we are men of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."
"Let the immigrant infidels bask in their illusion"
"I triple guarantee you, there are no pending AOS cases are in Mesquite."
"blood-sucking bastards"
Of potential immigrants: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."
"We will welcome them with denials and rfe’s."
"We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by faxing inquiries and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards."
“We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead”
"These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying"
"We will kill them all........most of them."
"They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces."
"They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!"
"they are nowhere near the Orange County airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."
"Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly."
"NO", snapped Mr al-Sahaf, " There are NO pending 485 applications there. I will take you there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!"
"I have detailed information about the situation . . . which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."
"There are no IIO’s disguising themselves"
"They think we are retarded - they are retarded."
"After we finish defeating all of those animals we will disclose that with facts and figures."
"We are winning!"
A bit of humor during these trying times. Copied and modified from the CSC board.