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july16

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Pharmacist Phun

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
 
July16-> That was Good

Three Normal people and Habib,Habib1 and Habib2 are traveling by train to the cricket match at the World Cup in Manchester.
At the station, Habib,Habib1 and Habib2 each buy a ticket and watch as the three Normal people buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Habib Gang

"Watch and learn," answers one of the Normal people. They
all board the train. Habib,Habib1 and Habib2 take their
respective seats but all three Normal people cram into a
toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
"Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
Habib,Habib1 and Habib2 see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Normal people on the return trip and save some money (being clever with
money, and all that).
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Normal people don't buy a ticket at
all !!" How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
says one perplexed Habibi

"Watch and learn," answers a Normal person. When they board
the train , Habib,Habib1 and Habib2 cram into a toilet and
soon after the three Normal people cram into another one
nearby.
The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Normal people leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where Habib,Habib1 and Habib2 are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
Habibi, thinking it is the conductor who is demanding it puts out
his hand and hands over the ticket to the normal person.
 
july 16 -> That was a very good one!

BTW, have your checks get cashed & any idea when to expect your approval?

Good Luck & Have a nice weekend!
 
Originally posted by Jan485
july 16 -> That was a very good one!

BTW, have your checks get cashed & any idea when to expect your approval?

Good Luck & Have a nice weekend!
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Thanks Buddy
Nope the checks have not been cashed yet, Hope soon though
 
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