July 2nd Bullettin-Why don't we relax our mind?

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inskrish

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Hi Folks,

I am sure everyone on this forum has been stressed out by the USCIS's utter foolishness. So, I thought this is the right time for us to relax our mind. Please read this and alleviate the pressure on your mind. In fact, my frustration has now turned in to comedy. My apologies if it hurts anyone.

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An American, a Russian, and an Indian met the God in USA, and asked the god to extend their life times.


God: Hi American, how long you would like to live in this world?
Amerian: I would like to live until the Iraq war is over.
(The God uses its super power for a moment and says)
God: OK. You will live until 2030.

God: Hi Russian, how long you would like to live?
Russian: I would like to live in this world until my grand grandson gets married.
God: Well, it looks like you are going live in this world till 2070. Good luck!


Now, the Indian gets his turn
God: Hello, Indian, what is your choice?

Indian: I would like to live until I get my Green Card.

(Fumbled and confused, the God took nearly 15 minutes and says)
God: _____ ( I leave it open for your imagination):)

My thought: The God says, "Well, Indian, I used all my power, but it is beyond my power and comprehension to figure out how many more more years you will live in this world.

Regards,
IK
 
Good one. Need more like this to keep the day going...

EB3, India, PD feb 2003
I-485 ND 3/15/2004, transferred to TSC - 3/2/07
First FP - Nov 2004
No FP after that.
1st service request initiated - 5/24/2007 (no response)
2nd service request initiated - 6/27/2007 (ofcourse, no response)
 
God says, "The number of years you are going to live gets retrogressed back and forth, and I can't give you a concrete answer. Could you please get back to me on 1st Oct.2007?".

Regards,
IK
 
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