India in Year 2020

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Zapaddam

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Even today if we pledged to get rid of Prajarams of the India, here is what India would look like in 2020.

Year : 2020
Place : Two Americans at IBM, USA.
Currency Conversion Rate: Rs.1 = $100/

Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.

Alex:: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays
it has become
very strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates
was standing in
front of me and they played with him like anything.
Thats why it got
delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited and
returned by 4 pm.

Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to
get stamped for
USA. g! t;
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be
interested in
coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.

Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the
client in India
and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly
Air-India. Sort of
dream come true.

Alex : How long are you going to stay in India?
John : What do you mean by how long? I will be settled
in India, my
company has promised me that they will process my Hara
Patta.(Green Card )

Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult
to get a Hara Patta in India.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry an
Indian girl there.

Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in
Bangalore,Hyderabad and Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are
beautiful and cultured.

Alex : Where did you get the offer, Bangalore?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living
is quite high,
it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room
accommodation.

Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- =
$ 100/-. Oh
God!What about in Mumbai?
John ! : No idea, but it is less than what we have in
Bangalore. It
is like the world headquarters of Software.


Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having one
personal Robot
for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a
personal Robot
for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream is to
purchase
Ambassador, which costs Rs.200,000/- & has
got a sexy design.

Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : A pure Indian company VIPL, specializing in
Embedded
Software.

Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian
company.(remind you there won't be any Prajarams left in India in 2020) They are
really intelligent and! unlike American Body
shoppers who have
opened their Fly-by-night outfits in
India who used to employ Prajarams of India. Indian companies pay you
in full even when you are on bench. My
friend Paul Allen, it seems,used his
bench time to visit rajnikant chowk where once prajarams used to walk on fire barefooted !!!
 
Dream on!


It will never happen

India will still be like it is today with twice the number of people and 10 times the problems

Anybody wants to bet?
 
for your dream to happen these things should happen:
1) Politics and political structure of India should change,
2) Minimum education is required for every politician, and should serve atleast one term in army
3) population should change
4) above all people should know the difference in modernization and westernization.....
 
Sounds Good

and everybody has a right to day dream.
When we have politicians like Mayawati, Mulayam Singh etc etc.. i can think of going backwards !!!
 
Re: Sounds Good

Originally posted by saini_vivek
and everybody has a right to day dream.
When we have politicians like Mayawati, Mulayam Singh etc etc.. i can think of going backwards !!!
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Indian politics and economy do have much impact on our economy and politics of Nepal as well as whole south asia.

I wish politics of Bihar and UP go to educated new generation non-corrupt people and create the healthy political enviroment.
 
I AGREE WITH YOUR COMMENST ......................

Originally posted by yudhister
for your dream to happen these things should happen:
1) Politics and political structure of India should change, NOT ENTIRELY WITHIN OUR HANDS.
2) Minimum education is required for every politician, and should serve atleast one term in army NOT ENTIRELY WITHIN OUR HANDS
3) population should change - TOTALLY IN OUR HANDS....LETS DO IT , NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
4) above all people should know the difference in modernization and westernization..... WE CAN DO THIS AND LET'S DO IT
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IT IS NOT THE ECONOMY THAT IS STUPID, IT IS THE PAIJJAMAS IF INDIA THAT ARE STUPID !!
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Hey, even if it is only a dream, wouldn't it be fun if it really happened? it would give BCIS a taste of their own medicine.
besides, a lot of sectors in india are being privatized now. so the hold of corrupt politicians over the economy is diminishing. if things keep going this way, politicians will still be corrupt but will not be able to impact the economy as much as they used to be able to do.
 
IT IS ALL POSSIBLE WITHOUT PRAJARAMS. EVEN IMPOSSIBLE IS POSSIBLE WITHOUT PRAJARAM.....THROW PRAJARAMS OUT OF OUR SOCIETY AND WE WILL WIN....BIG TIME.
 
Originally posted by Zapaddam
IT IS ALL POSSIBLE WITHOUT PRAJARAMS. EVEN IMPOSSIBLE IS POSSIBLE WITHOUT PRAJARAM.....THROW PRAJARAMS OUT OF OUR SOCIETY AND WE WILL WIN....BIG TIME.
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nahhhh!!!! Sharabis/Zapaddams/bombaiyas/Bombaywallas/Indiatodays will all pull our society down! They act as the crabs in the Indian crate! :p :p :p
 
Wake up guys! Dream India's future NOT USA's past!!

I do like the idea of India getting on top of the world. But my concern is why don't we think big? Why should India let US techies to stand in big queues in it's embassy as how US has been doing since past few decades? Why should we have the concept of "Hara Patta" copying the bloody GC process of US? Think BIG guys. It's time that we stop dreaming about implementing things that are decades old in US and take our own directions for improvements. Let these guys be ashamed of the processes they have been using.
Let's dream about having systems that verify, validate, check any persons identity with the click of a button and issues a card that the person can use to get employed or to buy vegatables.
Having a dream is always good. But, what matters is how we want it to be in real :) :)
Finally, these are just my thoughts.
 
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