A guy was sitting in the bar with his hand up to his ear as though talking into a phone. The bartender watched him for a few minutes, assumed he was an idiot, went up to him and asked him to stop before he caused any trouble.
The guy said that he had lost his cell phone so many times that he finally had it implanted into his hand. The bartender looked and sure enough, there was a phone implanted into his hand. The guy goes into the washroom and after about twenty minutes, the bartender notices that he hasn't come out.
The bartender walks into the washroom and there is the guy standing spread eagle against the wall with his pants around his ankles and a roll of toilet paper in the crack of his ass. Bartender says "Have you been mugged?" Guy answers "No, I'm waiting for a fax".
The guy said that he had lost his cell phone so many times that he finally had it implanted into his hand. The bartender looked and sure enough, there was a phone implanted into his hand. The guy goes into the washroom and after about twenty minutes, the bartender notices that he hasn't come out.
The bartender walks into the washroom and there is the guy standing spread eagle against the wall with his pants around his ankles and a roll of toilet paper in the crack of his ass. Bartender says "Have you been mugged?" Guy answers "No, I'm waiting for a fax".