Kartoshkin
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This is just a humorous digression into the classics. I heard this on the NPR the other day. We had this fabulous classic composer, for those who don't know him, Igor Stravinskii. So he immigrated to this wonderfull country at some point. And he had his interview for I don't know what, probably his citizenship. And the clerk looks at his papers at he/she says something like "hmmm.. Stravinskii...you know you can easily change your last name in this country...'cause it sounds kinda complicated...". And the guy was already a classical music star at the moment. Love it. 
I hear you! "Petrushka" by Igor Smith (or Johnson). Some of those immigration officials...