Sankrityayan
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I am usually loathe to post these things, but while I was making a post on Hollywood yesterday, I was reminded of this one from my past - if some of you had already heard it, please excuse.
There was once this Wall Street Investment Banker that was returning home after a night of revelry, complete with lap dances and all, when the brand new Porsche he is driving gets into a collision.
"Shit, I got this 200 grand baby just last week", mutters the man to himself and gets out to inspect the damage.
He is huddled in front of the car when a policeman arrives and is horrified by the scene in front of him.
"Sir, you seem to have been so overcome by the damage to your car that you did not even notice that your hand from the elbow down is missing!"
The Investment Banker takes a startled look at his hand for a second, and yells in panic, "f*ck, my Rolex".
There was once this Wall Street Investment Banker that was returning home after a night of revelry, complete with lap dances and all, when the brand new Porsche he is driving gets into a collision.
"Shit, I got this 200 grand baby just last week", mutters the man to himself and gets out to inspect the damage.
He is huddled in front of the car when a policeman arrives and is horrified by the scene in front of him.
"Sir, you seem to have been so overcome by the damage to your car that you did not even notice that your hand from the elbow down is missing!"
The Investment Banker takes a startled look at his hand for a second, and yells in panic, "f*ck, my Rolex".
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