How to become an illegal alien?

[can_card]

Thanks to DOS for the nice Diwali gift (Nov visa bull). Already I was so happy for the Halloween gift (oct visa bull).

Today senete discussion mostly talked about guest worker visa for undocumented/illegal aliens. No discussion on increasing visa numbers.

So, I can enjoy all the immigraton benefits only if I become illegal alien. Even, Foxnews reporter Bill O Rally said that illegals have more rights than citizens in this country.

Gurus, Experts tell me how to become an illegal alien? Sofar, I have maintained valid non-immigrant status.

 

[Mr. Green]

Congratulations!! We just learned that you maintained a valid non-immigrant status for 13 years!!! As a reward, we are going to keep you waiting for 10 more years to get your green card

 

[Bombaydreams]

INS knows that if you have maintained legal status for XXX period, you can easily maintain for another XXX years with the RENEWAL of H1/'EAD Provisions.

The truth is Uncle Sam wants the $ from those who are not already paying the taxes, thats why the illegal aliens are always given more waitage...