10) Give me a GC soon or get ready to outsource more jobs
9) You want someone who cleans your bathroom and fills your gas tank, but not someone who writes your bank's software
8) Illegals are immigrants and legals are ALIENS
7) I had a dream! Then I realized it wasn't a dream! It was reality that illegals are better than legals in the eyes of law
6) HERE IT IS!! Finally I got my gc, but god darn it, I am too old to read my name on it
5) They took my finger prints for 20th time to give me a FINGER again
4) FBI name check is as long a time as the number of letters in my last name
3) Okay, I promise I won't buy a Japanese car, will you give me GC now?
2) Your GC has been approved, sing in the back in case you are still alive
1) Sorry! Bush won't approve the bill because he thinks they are talking about Bill Clinton, he doesn't approve him!
9) You want someone who cleans your bathroom and fills your gas tank, but not someone who writes your bank's software
8) Illegals are immigrants and legals are ALIENS
7) I had a dream! Then I realized it wasn't a dream! It was reality that illegals are better than legals in the eyes of law
6) HERE IT IS!! Finally I got my gc, but god darn it, I am too old to read my name on it
5) They took my finger prints for 20th time to give me a FINGER again
4) FBI name check is as long a time as the number of letters in my last name
3) Okay, I promise I won't buy a Japanese car, will you give me GC now?
2) Your GC has been approved, sing in the back in case you are still alive
1) Sorry! Bush won't approve the bill because he thinks they are talking about Bill Clinton, he doesn't approve him!
That was a good one ......