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A new lecturer was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him. So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he does n't know how to put it in English. He went near the guy.Shouted "follow me" .The guy followed him till he went out of the class.Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted "Don't follow me" and went inside the class

Inside the Class :
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window.Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves -take the bigger half.


Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.

You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class ..

Both of u three, get out of the class.

Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....


About his family :
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I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)


At the ground :
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All of you, stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

To a boy, angrily :
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?


Giving a punishment :
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You, rotate the ground four times...


You, go and under-stand the tree...


You three of you, stand together separately.


Why are you late - say YES or NO....(?)



Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
 
handsome

Really funny,

Particularly liked the one about Follow Me and Dont Follow Me, am not a Teacher, but am willing to try that one on my Wife.

:D :D :D
 
July 16.

LOL..

Let me know if that works with wife... :D I will try that too. :D
I am looking for a husband whose wife follows him .. May be this just work with teacher and students. ;) :D :D :D
 
I had a similar one...

When I was in 9th class in one of the Physics lab sessions...

Me: Sir, what should I put down as the room temperature?
Teacher: Which room?

For this one, you should know Tamil:

This happened one day in our college chemistry lab while we were busy collecting data from an experiment. One of the guys in an adjacent table let out a shreik. The lab instructor rushed towards us, his eyes all lit up in anger, and wanted to know what happened and why he shouted. The student replied, "Saar, yaaro killitaanga." Without missing a beat, the instructor asked the whole class, "Hey...Who killed him??"
 
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Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
"What have you done, Tommy O'Connor?"
"I had sex with a girl."
"Who was it, Tommy?"
"I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin."
"Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?"
"No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot tell you who it was."
"Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?"
"No father, please forgive me for my sin."
"Well then it has to be Sarah Martha O'Keefe."
"No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was."
"Okay, Tommy go say 5 Hail Mary's and 4 Our Fathers and you will be abolished of your sin."
So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph was waiting.
"What did ya get?" asked Joseph.
"Well I got 5 Hail Mary's, 4 Our Fathers,
and 3 good leads."
:cool: :cool: ;) :)
 
And this...

Husband comes back home after work one day and chats up his wife. He says, "You know, sweetie, I was talking to Mr. Smith on the elevator ride up to our apartment and he told me that the paper delivery guy has slept with all the women in this building except one." The wife replies, almost as if thinking out loud, "I wonder if that's the prude in the apartment above ours..."
 
In our college in Goa there was a Konkani Professor who knew very little English. But he somehow got around speaking English by forming the sentence in konkani in his mind first and then converting it to English.

It so happened that one day, he met Rekha (a student of his) in the market and he tapped her lightly on her shoulder and she gave a start. In Konkani to give a start would be AANG KAADLE ... AANG means BODY and KAADLE means remove. Like the shuddering of the body when you get scared. Something similar to that.

The other day he was heard saying :- I met Rekha in market and I touch her on shoulder and she removed her body.
 
drinking

A women goes to a bar with her friends. She has had one drink and her firends ask her to take one more.. To that she replies...

"One drink I can feel it, another drink and everbody will able to feel it "
 
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