UnFort_User
Registered Users (C)
If you answer all the following five questions correctly, you are eligible for Green Card processing officer job.
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Qn: 1
You are taken inside a room, where a baby is crying….just two feet away from the baby milk is there in a bottle, what you will do?
a) Immediately give the milk to the baby.
b) Check the milk quality and temperature and give to the child.
c) None of the above (Give explanation in a separate sheet).
Qn: 2
You are left inside a room with 1-5000 numbered files to put your signature in the first page on each of them. You are informed that, you have to finish as much as possible within 30 mins. When they come after 30 mins and open the door
a) You have to be really fast to sign as much as possible
b) Try to impress them by signing in a systematic way…like using novel ideas.
c) None of the above (Give explanation in a separate sheet).
Qn: 3
You are asked to complete a small project writing 30 mins...all the instructions and materials are available. When they open the door after 30 mins…what is your position?
a) Try to complete the project with your full effort.
b) If completed within 30 mins, come out and tell them I want more work
c) None of the above (Give explanation in a separate sheet).
Qn: 4
You are left inside a room, that room is well equipped with several phone connections, fax machines...etc...You are informed that, people will test your progress the whole day frequently, what you will do?
a) Try to answer as much as possible phone calls.
b) Reply promptly over fax and try to justify you work
c) None of the above (Give explanation in a separate sheet).
Qn: 5
Inside a new room, in front of you a person is about to kill a cat with gun. Ruthless man...what you will do?
a) Pull the gun from that man and make the cat to run away from him.
b) Try to convince that fellow, being a man we have to help others and merciful and stop him killing the cat.
c) None of the above (Give explanation in a separate sheet).
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Correct answers are
For Qn 1.
Go closer to the baby and tell that, many babies are still sleeping...as a backlog reduction plan I have to wake them and feed them milk first...then I will give you the milk. Then run away from the spot.
For Qn 2.
Relax well for 30 mins. Have food and cigarette, talk to girl friend. When they open the door after 30 mins, keep the 5000th file in hand and tell them that I thought for 29 mins to reduce the back log effectively and I found that going from 5000th to 1 is the best method.
For Qn 3
Correct answer is (C )
Don’t do any work for 30 mins…just talk to a girl friend over phone…go for smoking a cigarette. If possible eat well outside and come back within 30 mins. After 30 mins if any one ask, tell them you put all the piece of work for security clearance...you will not know when you will get them done until security clearance done. If they are not convinced…tell them after 9/11, I have to follow this otherwise it is against federal law…blah…blah…
For Qn 4
Correct answer is (C )
Immediately cut all the phone lines except one. Keep that one working phone out side your room. So, all calls will come to that phone and eventually it will be busy. Isolate your self and hide. So no one can ask your progress.
For Qn 5
Correct answer is (C )
Pull down the gun from that man...laugh at him sarcastically....take a knife from your packet...cut the cat's leg one by one and then tongue, eyes...etc. Keep doing it till you cut all the parts of the cat.
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Qn: 1
You are taken inside a room, where a baby is crying….just two feet away from the baby milk is there in a bottle, what you will do?
a) Immediately give the milk to the baby.
b) Check the milk quality and temperature and give to the child.
c) None of the above (Give explanation in a separate sheet).
Qn: 2
You are left inside a room with 1-5000 numbered files to put your signature in the first page on each of them. You are informed that, you have to finish as much as possible within 30 mins. When they come after 30 mins and open the door
a) You have to be really fast to sign as much as possible
b) Try to impress them by signing in a systematic way…like using novel ideas.
c) None of the above (Give explanation in a separate sheet).
Qn: 3
You are asked to complete a small project writing 30 mins...all the instructions and materials are available. When they open the door after 30 mins…what is your position?
a) Try to complete the project with your full effort.
b) If completed within 30 mins, come out and tell them I want more work
c) None of the above (Give explanation in a separate sheet).
Qn: 4
You are left inside a room, that room is well equipped with several phone connections, fax machines...etc...You are informed that, people will test your progress the whole day frequently, what you will do?
a) Try to answer as much as possible phone calls.
b) Reply promptly over fax and try to justify you work
c) None of the above (Give explanation in a separate sheet).
Qn: 5
Inside a new room, in front of you a person is about to kill a cat with gun. Ruthless man...what you will do?
a) Pull the gun from that man and make the cat to run away from him.
b) Try to convince that fellow, being a man we have to help others and merciful and stop him killing the cat.
c) None of the above (Give explanation in a separate sheet).
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Correct answers are
For Qn 1.
Go closer to the baby and tell that, many babies are still sleeping...as a backlog reduction plan I have to wake them and feed them milk first...then I will give you the milk. Then run away from the spot.
For Qn 2.
Relax well for 30 mins. Have food and cigarette, talk to girl friend. When they open the door after 30 mins, keep the 5000th file in hand and tell them that I thought for 29 mins to reduce the back log effectively and I found that going from 5000th to 1 is the best method.
For Qn 3
Correct answer is (C )
Don’t do any work for 30 mins…just talk to a girl friend over phone…go for smoking a cigarette. If possible eat well outside and come back within 30 mins. After 30 mins if any one ask, tell them you put all the piece of work for security clearance...you will not know when you will get them done until security clearance done. If they are not convinced…tell them after 9/11, I have to follow this otherwise it is against federal law…blah…blah…
For Qn 4
Correct answer is (C )
Immediately cut all the phone lines except one. Keep that one working phone out side your room. So, all calls will come to that phone and eventually it will be busy. Isolate your self and hide. So no one can ask your progress.
For Qn 5
Correct answer is (C )
Pull down the gun from that man...laugh at him sarcastically....take a knife from your packet...cut the cat's leg one by one and then tongue, eyes...etc. Keep doing it till you cut all the parts of the cat.
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Made my day, had a good laugh. Thanks again and take it easy!!