What’s your date rate?
Wonder what happens when these women go out with men...
Indian women
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It’s your wedding night!
American women
First date: You get to kiss her good night.
Second date: You get to grope and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.
Japanese women
First date: She’s shy, you don’t get to kiss her.
Second date: She’ll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date: It’s your wedding night.
Malay women
First date: You get to touch those big br...t of hers.
Second date: You get to home base her.
Third date: You have to promise you will marry her and find you have to support the whole family.
Chinese women
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens still.
Third date: You have already realised that nothing’s going to happen.
Hong Kong women
First date: You lose the cash in your wallet.
Second date: You max your credit cards.
Third date: You clean your bank account and you still can’t get to first base. Three weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.
Wonder what happens when these women go out with men...
Indian women
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It’s your wedding night!
American women
First date: You get to kiss her good night.
Second date: You get to grope and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.
Japanese women
First date: She’s shy, you don’t get to kiss her.
Second date: She’ll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date: It’s your wedding night.
Malay women
First date: You get to touch those big br...t of hers.
Second date: You get to home base her.
Third date: You have to promise you will marry her and find you have to support the whole family.
Chinese women
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens still.
Third date: You have already realised that nothing’s going to happen.
Hong Kong women
First date: You lose the cash in your wallet.
Second date: You max your credit cards.
Third date: You clean your bank account and you still can’t get to first base. Three weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.