Damn Retrogression!Its time to be a lion!!!

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gcbandwagon

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In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more
than 1 kg meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager
visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to
the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment,
a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed
very nicely for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few
bananas.

Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they
were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same
food bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,
'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with
your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas
to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the
jungle but .. did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's
visa!!!

Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!!!!
 
Wow

In such a stress with all this retrogression going on you make all of us smile.

Thanks for such a cool effort.


gcbandwagon said:
In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more
than 1 kg meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager
visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to
the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment,
a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed
very nicely for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few
bananas.

Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they
were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same
food bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,
'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with
your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas
to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the
jungle but .. did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's
visa!!!

Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!!!!
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oh you did'nt complete the story,

Lion started eating Banana anticipating he will get his GC one day and years passed one final day Lion woke up and found GC approval.

well he was eating banana for about 10 years now and his diet system and taste buds got used it , he lived happly ever after being a strict Vegitarian
 
Darn that

LC substitution. One more reason for it to be banned. Lions being brought in on a Monkey's visa :-0)
 
Nice one .....

the lion thought ... he is getting upgraded ... but infact he was being downsized ...


......... wonder he has all those fax numbers ... to get some help.
 
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