Conversation in Forums... Something to Laugh :)

pratham

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Me : Hi, I'm here on H1B visa from India

Forum : You are illegal!

Me : No, I'm here on a valid H1B visa and have never been illegal

Forum : But, you are a cheap labor

Me : No, I'm very well paid here

Forum : But, you are Tata employee and a drain in our economy

Me : No, I don't work for Tata

Forum : But, you are still an IT worker from India

Me : No, I have never worked in IT field and I have never worked in India and had my education here in US

Forum : No, H1Bs cannot apply for green card because it is NON-IMMIGRANT VISA!

Me : Actually, H1Bs can show immigration intent

Forum : Go back to your country. All Indians are bad, India is bad

Me : I have been here for more than 6 years

Forum : H1Bs cannot be in the status for more than 6 years

Me : But, it also includes my stay for my graduate studies

Forum : Oh, the international students are not so special anyway. You were probably illegally here in F1 student visa

Me : No, I came through the visa rules and procedures and I have never cheated the system

Forum : But, you are an illegal immigrant

Me : I thought I clarified that I'm a legal immigrant

Forum : You cannot be because we do not think like that

Me : But, I explained clearly my position

Forum : No, you are just a fake, illegal immigrant and a drain in our economy who doesn't pay taxes

Me : I do pay taxes

Forum : Go back to your country. You are bad christian

Me : What has it got to do with religion

Forum : Do not question us! You have no right to change what we think

Me : Dude, come on. Read my posts properly and try to explain where you do not understand

Forum : Oh, don't use the word 'dude'. It is an 'American' word

Me : But, I have been here for more than 6 years and I have assimilated in to the system as you have

Forum : No, if you have green card, you can use the word 'dude'. Otherwise, you cannot! I will ask you to be banned

Me : I do not understand how a discussion about h1b rules and regulations can stretch in to some other thing

Forum : Oh, India is bad. They have filth all around. You are so superior and we are inferior

Me : I don't understand. One way you are saying that I'm filth, cheap labor. Next thing you are saying, I'm so superior

Forum : Don't question us! We make the rules for what you can talk here. You basically have to agree what we are saying about you even though we don't know much about you because that is what we believe.

After a few years......

Me : Hi everybody, this is h1b again

Forum : You are illegal!

Me : errr...You are right! I'm illegal

Forum : See, I told you the other day itself that you are illegal but you did not agree. Now, we are all happy!

Me : errr...I don't know. But, I just got my green card yesterday!

Forum : You are not illegal! You are legal just like us.

Me : But, you just told me that I'm illegal

Forum : You are wrong! You are legal here. We know before you knew it

Me : But, my origin is still from India. India is bad isn't it ?

Forum : Its ok. We are all racially diverse here in US.

Me : Can I use the word 'dude' now ?

Forum : Of course, you can! You are now a legal resident American

Me : Thank you very much Sir! This is the happiest day of my life!

Forum : All H1Bs are illegals isn't it?

Me : errr..No Sir! (ooops..what if they take away my right to use the word 'dude' because it is an American word and then I'm not an American anymore ???). Yes Sir! All H1Bs are illegals. I totally agree with you.

Forum : See, I told you we are right. We are always right! We exactly know who is who and can easily 'smell' fraud

Me : Thank you Sir! I'm so glad I'm part of this group who know exactly what I'm. Even I do not know what I'm.
 
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