Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah I-485 Kya Hota Hai?
Munnabhai:- I 485 Bole To Kya Flight Number Hota Hai
I Matlab India Ko 485 Matlab Forever Bye...
Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Bidu Log Ne Apun Ka Case Texas Kyo Bheja
Munnabhai:- Woh Kya Hai Na, Hum Bhai Log Ne Taxes Nahi Bhare Na Isliye Texas Bheja
Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Infopass Kya Hota Hai
Munnabhai:- Abe Lallu, Itna Nahi Pata, Info Ka Matlab Hai Information, Pass Ka Matlab Hai Dena
Jinke Ghar Me Internet Nahi Hota Woh Jate Hai Bole To Government Building Me Jaha Unko Unke Case Ka Information Diya Jata Hai..
Usko Bolte Hai Infopass
Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Tsc Kya Hota Hai
Munnabhai:- Tsc Bole To Tired And Sick Of Calling
Circuit:- Bhai Yeah Fingerprint Phirse Kyo Deneka
Munnabhai:- Woh Pata Karne Ke Liye Ki Teri Finger Kitni Ghis Gayi Hai Goli Chalate 2 Sal Mein
Circuit:- Bhai Yeah 140 Kya Hota Hai??
Circuit:- Bhai Aj Apun Ko Mujik Sunneka Man Hua Hai
Sirf 10 Minute
Munnabhai: Are 10 Minute Kya 1 Ghante Tak Sun
Number Hai
1800 375 5283
Uske Bad Mein 1-2-2-6-1 Daba
Phir Tera Kaidi Number Daal
Phir 1 Daba
Phir 3 Daba
Aur Phir 4 Daba
Koi Chamiya Ka Awaj Sunai De To Usko Puchna
"mere Ko Ba Izzat Bali Kab Karne Wale Ho?
Nahi To Gana Sun, Aur Suna Kar...
Circuit:- Bhai, yeah name check kya hota hai bhai
munnabhai:- abe woh pata karne ke liye ki tera naam kitna roshan hai.
circuit:- woh to thik hai bhai, lekin name check se farak kya padta hai
munnabhai:- simple funda hai yaar, koi sarkari collector ko apne dushman to patkana ho, ya to phir koi neta ko dusre neta ko, to bahar jane ki kya jarurat, apni office mein se hi tere jaise naam roshan karne vale milenge jinki file atkake rakhenge, usko bolte hai namecheck
Circuit:- Bhai, yeah LUD kya hota hai?
Munnabhai:- LUD bole to "Latest Underworld Dada"
Circuit:- Bhai Woh Mujik ke bad woh chamiya jo phone leti hai, woh itni battamizi se kyo bate karti hai?
Munnabhai:- Kyoki sale unke pati suspended police officer hote hai..
Circuit:- Bhai Yeah Advance Parole kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- Abe tune ajay devgan ka movie "Apharan" dekha kya. Bihar mein jab koi neta ya to koi pantar jail ki 4 diwari mein hota hai aur uske pas chabhi hoti hai woh jab chahe bahar ja sakta hai aur wapas aa sakta hai"
usi tarah jab tak tu ba izzat bali nahi ho jata, tere ko idhar ki government yeah chabi deti hai, usi chabi ka nam "advance parole"
Circuit:- Bhai yeah NSC kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- NSC bole to bad mein batata hu
Circuit:- Bhai yeah NSC kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- NSC bole to No Service to Customers
Bhai: Yeh GC lena jaruri hai kya (before he enters library)
Circuit: Bhai, apan ek kam karte hai na, apan canada wenada chalte hai na..udhar woh log bhardol mein bat rahe hai ..jo chahiye woh card..
(circuit says we will go to other radio station where she plays srk songs)
(bhardol is for whole lot..this is very bombaiya)
Then Munnabhai becomes nervous and asks circuit
Munnabhai:- To abe circuit, sala idhar hi kyo nahi milta yeah card
Circuit:- Milta tha bhai Milta tha card, lekin kya hai na, woh bush betha hai na apan idhar ka "Chacha Nehru" uski beti ko card khelne ka bahut shokh hai, to woh khelti rehti hai
Bhai: ae circuit, mere ko barbar USCIS commissionar dikhta hai aur bolta hai le munna tuje mein GC deta hu..
Circuit and Bhai at dr's place: This is hallucination, tere baju mein woh chinese betha tha usko nahin dikha, mexican ko nahin dikha to tere ko kaise dikha
Circuit:: ae teri hallucination ki to, bhai ne bola dikha to dikha
Dr: Don't increase his hallucination....its all hallucination
Munnabhai
Abhi Abhi Akhbar padha to pata chala ki USCIS Director ko dikh raha hai ki Usko Log Phul Pe Phul Phul Pe Phul bheje ja rahe hai...
aur ab to yeh Prakash khatri ko bhi dikhne laga hai
Circuit: bhai, ye security check ka locha kya hae?
Munnabhai: abe, itna pata nahi, sexcure check bole tho, apun ka subject hae rae,tere ko check kar kae bata ta hun ke tu male hae ya female
Circuit: bhai,vo check nahi, secuurity check
Munnabhai: abe, iisa bolna, ek punction ko gaya tha, apun ko ek gaurd ne pakda, aur check keeya, bola, bhaisab ap kaepas AK-47 hae, maynae bola, to kya huva, AK-47 ootaya usko voodadheeya, sale ye security wala itna check kar kae tung keeya rae.
Circuit: bhai, ye USCIS hota kya hae?
Munnabhai: simple hae re circuit, bolae tho unlimited security checks for Indian software engineers
Munnabhai
Abhi Abhi Akhbar padha to pata chala ki USCIS Director ko dikh raha hai ki Usko Log Phul Pe Phul Phul Pe Phul bheje ja rahe hai...
aur ab to yeh Prakash khatri ko bhi dikhne laga hai
Circuit: bhai, ye security check ka locha kya hae?
Munnabhai: abe, itna pata nahi, sexcure check bole tho, apun ka subject hae rae,tere ko check kar kae bata ta hun ke tu male hae ya female
Circuit: bhai,vo check nahi, secuurity check
Munnabhai: abe, iisa bolna, ek punction ko gaya tha, apun ko ek gaurd ne pakda, aur check keeya, bola, bhaisab ap kaepas AK-47 hae, maynae bola, to kya huva, AK-47 ootaya usko voodadheeya, sale ye security wala itna check kar kae tung keeya rae.
Circuit: bhai, ye USCIS hota kya hae?
Munnabhai: simple hae re circuit, bolae tho unlimited security checks for Indian software engineers
CIRCUIT:- Bhai Yeah Ombudsman kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- Ombudsman bole to Sarkari Paltu Kutta
Circuit:- Bhai Yeah Ombudsman desi ko kyo banaya
Munnabhai:- Kyoki usse vafadar paltu kutte duniya mein kahi nahi hote...
Circut:- Bhai, yeah infopass ko infopass kyo kehte hai
Munnabhai:-
Infopass Bole to:-
I Indian
N Native
F Freaking
O Out with
P Pending
A Application
S Status and
S Scrutinized
Circuit: bhai, aaj bhi na, Chamiya boli "under review"
Munnabhai: Circuit, usko thu itna tung kyo kartha rae, vo teri under review kar rahi hae
Circuit: bhai, SR raise karu ka?
Munnabhai: bidu, Sarkari Ration card ka zaroorat nahi apun ko
Circuit: bhai, vo tho service request hae bhai,
Munnabhai: tho kya huva, service request bolnae sae pehele vo Chamiya teri under review kar rahi hae, achha hae na
Circuit: bhai, aaj boli "extended review"
Munnabhai: thu gaya rae, wat laggaye, vo Chamiya teri under review karnae ke bad may extended review karaegee, ab kya hoga kalia
Circuit:- Bhai yeh EAD kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- Extensive Approval delay
Circuit: bhai, ek baat boloon...saala waat lagana to uscis se seekhney kaa....aese lagate hain...sala aese lagate hain ki phatt ti zor se hai lekin awaaz nahin aati...
Munnabhai: abey Circuit, lekin apun ko to bindaas awaaz aayi...
Circuit: bhai, jaaney do naa...aaj khaana kuch jayada ho gayela thaa.
Adjustment of Status
Circuit: bhai, adjust karney ko itne time kyon lag rela hai... bhai, apun ko dene kaa...saala ek din main kaat peet kar adjust kar dega...
Munnabhai: Circuit, yeh under wear nahin hai jo andar haath daala aur adjust kar diya...yaa under review jaata hai phir kuch bahar nahin aata hai...
Current Status:
आपकी केस अग्ली कार्यवाही के लिये बिहार झिलाधिकारी कार्यालय भेजी गयी हैं
Munnabhai: Abe Circuit tumko last year GC milta to thik hota na..
Circuit: nahi bhai , sahi hua.. last year GC milta to .. main house buy kar leta tha.. tension nahi lene ka..
Circuit:- Bhai Yeh 140 kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- 140 bole to 2050 mein rifle ko aisa nam diya jayega
Circuit:- Bhai yeah desi pantar log ne phul bheja to kya bapu prasann hoge
Munnabhai:- nahi yaar bapu nahi bap prasann hua, uscis director, tera, mera, sabka bap
Circuit:- Bhai 485 approve hone ke bad kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- 2 minute tak heart bandh ho jata hai
Circuit:- To bhai yeah heart bole to phirse chalu kaise hota hai
Munnabhai:- Jab teri akh pe balti bhar ke pani dala jata hai aur tere ko pata chalta hai ki subah ho gayi mamu........ 485 ka approval to sapna tha..
Subah ho gayi mamu, 140 to approve ho gaya, lekin 485 ki kahani shuru ho gayi mamu..
Subah ho gayi mamu......
Circuit:- Bhai 485 approve hone ke bad kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- 2 minute tak heart bandh ho jata hai
Circuit:- To bhai yeah heart bole to phirse chalu kaise hota hai
Munnabhai:- Jab teri akh pe balti bhar ke pani dala jata hai aur tere ko pata chalta hai ki subah ho gayi mamu........ 485 ka approval to sapna tha..
Subah ho gayi mamu, 140 to approve ho gaya, lekin 485 ki kahani shuru ho gayi mamu..
Subah ho gayi mamu......
Circuit: bhai, aaj Chamiya boli "VISA number" nahi hae
Munnabhai: aare tension nahi laene ka, bhai sae puch nae ka, tere VISA card pae number hae na, usko dae, aur green card puch.
mera kya hoga
abe circuit
janhvi ko jane de
janhvi nahi chahiye
mere ko to card chahiye
kya karu
circuit:- simple hai bhai, janhvi ko bolo
INSTEAD OF "GOOD MORNING MUMBAI"
SAY
"GREEN CARD MUNNABHAI"
Munnabhai: Circuit, mamu ke sath kuch locha huha
Circuit: Bhai, tension math lae, naam bata, sab ko kat dallunga
Munnabhai: nahi circuit, usko kuch labor ka locha bola, mae pura samja nahi, thu jakae patha kar laena
Circuit: abi gaya, abhi aaya, tu idhar hi bait bhai
Circuit: bhai, mamu ko labor ka problem hae bhai
Munnabhai: Circuit, tu bhi na, labor bole to, labor pain hae kya
Circuit: bhai,pata nahi, labor ka locha usho kaise, uska biwi ko aana tha na
Munnabhai: Circuit,tu ek kam kar, ja kae ambulance bula, aspathal lae kae chaltae hae, mae jakae janhvi ko laekae aatha hun
in the hospital
mamu: what the hell is going on, Munna tu mujae idhar kyo lae ke aaya
Munnabhai: mamu tu bhi na, majak mat kar, tu hi nae bola labor ka locha hae
mamu: you idiot, mera green card ka labor ka locha hae, tu kya samja, abhi wat lagadheeya na mera, Oh god what am I talking
Circuit: bhai, mae samja nahi
Munnabhai: mamu, problem kya hae tera, teek teek bata
mamu: O god, I can't explain, iske bhasha mae hi boltha hun, kya karae
mamu: munna, mera LC ko voodadeeya sale nae, kisi aur ko dae deeya, raste pe mila to uska wat laga tha hun, O jee what am I talking
Munnabhai: mamu, to tension mat le, may sub set kartha hun, Circuit idhar ah
Circuit: bhai
Munnabhai: circuit, iska to kuch LC ka wat lag gaya
Circuit: bhai, ek bat poochu
Munnabhai: poocho
Circuit: bhai,LC kya hota hae, apun ka dheemak me teek tara gusa nahi
Munnabhai: Circuit, LC bole to "Leukemia Certification", mamu to doctor hae na, kuch to lufda huva hae, koi to uska LC churalee hoga
Circuit: Bhai yeah PERM kya hota hai
Munnabhai: Are PERM, PERM bole to Phat ke edharij raheli mamu
Circuit: Bhai, yeah CAO kis chidiya ka naam hai...
Munnabhai: aye Circuit, tere ko itna nahin maloom....akkha immigrant ki jo gaand maartey hain unko CAO boltey hain...
Circuit: bhai, to phir apun saale kaa naam GAO rakhega...CAO kayeko ko bolne ka....
Munnabhai: Circuit...yeh angrez log hai...inko apun bhasha ka idea nahin hai bidoo...isleye...woh kya bolte hai naa angrezi main... Center Ass Officer....kuch aese hi...kaafi deafficult hai...
Munnabhai:- Circuit aj hum ko fever hai, no lud fever
circuit:- bhai, chalo doctor ke pas chale....
munnabhai:- abe doctor kya karega yaar
circuit:- to bhai bolo, kya kare
munnabhai:- chal thik se samja, yeah lud ka kya karneka
circuit:- bhai, awaj karo, koun lagata hai yeh lud, uski to
munnabhai:- thik hai jane de, abhi woh number laga, chal mujik sunte hai jab chamiya ayegi tab bat karenge, lud kyu nahi hai
Bihar mein 10 baj gaye kya?
Circuit:- Bhai bahut dimag phat rahela hai yeah woh ek pantar bol raha tha kuch AILA, LAWSUIT , yeah sab naye funde aa gaye
kya hai yeh sab bhai
Munnabhai:- abe lawsuite yeah agrez log rifle istamal karne ke unke tarike ko bolte hai, unki rifle istemal karne ki tarkib sab alag hoti hai, sidhi goli chalti nahi hai, bole to long term effects hote hai, isko bolte hai law suit
Circuit:- ha woh to thik hai bhai lekin yeah AILA kis chidiya ka naam hai
Munnabhai:- apun ko jyada pata nahi, lekin woh mamu bol raha tha
"Ab Inki Lijiye Advice", angrezi tarike se shotting kaise karne ka , bole to kanuni shooting iski advije..
Circuit: Bhai, employer ne tung keeya, Chamiya ko phon guma deeya, Chamiya boli AC21, bhai tension mae hun
Munnabhai: circuit, AC21 bole to, America ya Canada
Circuit: Bhai, ye 21 kya hae
Munnabhai: 2 in 1 hae rae,America / Canada, tero ko jaha marjee hae vaha jeelo, aish karo
Circuit: Bhai,aaj boli, NOID beja
Munnabhai: aare jake AR11 file karna
Circuit: Bhai,AR11
Munnabhai: vo hae ke, tera ghar idhar hae, NOIDA mae nahi hae, ye Chamiya bhi na english memsab hae sali 'A' chod deeya, aagar tu vo form ko fill nai keeya to usne tera card ko NOIDA bejengae
Circuit:- Bhai yeh RFE ka kya funda hai to
Munnabhai:- woh kya hai na teri file me in angrez lok ko kuch samaj mein nahi ata hai na tab woh tere ko wapas khat likhte hai
usko bolte hai RFE bole to Request for English matlab angrezi mein unko samjane ka kya..
Circuit: Bhai,Chamiya boli, vo NIODA nahi hae NOID beja
Munnabhai: iisa bolna, Chamiya bhi tero ko pura confuse keeya, usko reverse sae padna hae, DION, uska matlab hae Dead Immigration Officer at Nebraska
Circuit: to mera file kya hoga
Munnabhai: simple hae circuit, dek vo chirkut tera file ko approve nai keeya, bapu nae usko wat laga deeya, ab tera file jo jinda hae usko transfer keeya hae, aagar vo bhi teek kaam nai keeya to uska bhi bapu wat lagayega
Circuit: Thanks munna
Munnabhai: Thanks muje nahi bapu ko bolna
Circuit: Bhai,Chamiya boli, FP expired, I will send a request to renew
Munnabhai: circuit, is tame pe usko parishn mat kar, vo bol rahi ke uski first pregnancy expire huva hae, second pregnancy ke liye vo ready kar rahi hae
Circuit:- bhai mene woh bihar phone lagaya bolte hai koi chamiya line par nahi aa sakti abhi, kyu bhai, abhi kaha bihar mein 5 baje hai?
Munnabhai:- Abe aj friday hai bole to unko night duty hai, sone dena unko.....
Munnabhai and Circuit at TSC office
Circuit: aye mamu....toich hai woh jo adjustment karta hai...
IO: What? Who are you? What are you saying?
Circuit: Bhai...yeh angrezi main kaya bolrela hai??
IO: Oh....Shit...
Munnabhai: abey Circuit...baithne ko bol raha...sit...baith ke baat karne kaa
Circuit: mamu...to aesa bol naa..kayeko dimaag ka kharcha kar le raha hai...
IO: I think there is some misunderstanding...we do not entertain in person
Circuit: bhai...phir bola kuch angrezi...aye mamu hindi main bol hindi main nahin to yahi doon kya kharcha paani...
Munnabhai: Circuit...tension nahin lene kaa...main batata hoon...bol raha hai ki miss under standing...yaaney chammiya neeche khadi hai...aur woh bando ko tamasha nahin dikhati...
Circuit: oye mamu, chamiyaa nahin bhai ko card chaiye...woh bhi hara...jaldi se chamka kar de....bhai ne bola hara to hara hi chaiye...urgante...ok...
IO: Will you leave or shall I call security?
Munnabhai: oye biddu...we live but you not...if you not give kadak kadak card...no call...only sms...incoming not free....
Circuit:- Bhai Aap Weekend mein kya karoge?
Munnabhai:- LUD to aya nahi isliye card ki to koi sambhavta nahi hai is weekend mein
To mein Hallucination yeh imbalance sab rokne ki dawai lunga
Matlab:- Apna HAYWARDS 5000............
Munnabhai/Circuit -- Hindi to English Transition
Circuit: bhai, yeh log naraaj kayke ko horele hain
Munnabhai: Circuit, inke bheja fry hai...inke bheje main kuch ghusta nahin hai....tu ab angrezi main bat kar..
Circuit: bhai, pehle bolne kaa thaa naa..apun must englis bolta hai...
Munnabhai: Circuit, mere baap bol naa...no more hindi...only englis...
Circuit: brother, i come you go...who know
Munnabhai: Circuit, fit english...high class no water no glass
Circuit: I talk...you walk...beato aesa...ruk jaaye saans...
Munnabhai:- I 485 Bole To Kya Flight Number Hota Hai
I Matlab India Ko 485 Matlab Forever Bye...
Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Bidu Log Ne Apun Ka Case Texas Kyo Bheja
Munnabhai:- Woh Kya Hai Na, Hum Bhai Log Ne Taxes Nahi Bhare Na Isliye Texas Bheja
Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Infopass Kya Hota Hai
Munnabhai:- Abe Lallu, Itna Nahi Pata, Info Ka Matlab Hai Information, Pass Ka Matlab Hai Dena
Jinke Ghar Me Internet Nahi Hota Woh Jate Hai Bole To Government Building Me Jaha Unko Unke Case Ka Information Diya Jata Hai..
Usko Bolte Hai Infopass
Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Tsc Kya Hota Hai
Munnabhai:- Tsc Bole To Tired And Sick Of Calling
Circuit:- Bhai Yeah Fingerprint Phirse Kyo Deneka
Munnabhai:- Woh Pata Karne Ke Liye Ki Teri Finger Kitni Ghis Gayi Hai Goli Chalate 2 Sal Mein
Circuit:- Bhai Yeah 140 Kya Hota Hai??
Circuit:- Bhai Aj Apun Ko Mujik Sunneka Man Hua Hai
Sirf 10 Minute
Munnabhai: Are 10 Minute Kya 1 Ghante Tak Sun
Number Hai
1800 375 5283
Uske Bad Mein 1-2-2-6-1 Daba
Phir Tera Kaidi Number Daal
Phir 1 Daba
Phir 3 Daba
Aur Phir 4 Daba
Koi Chamiya Ka Awaj Sunai De To Usko Puchna
"mere Ko Ba Izzat Bali Kab Karne Wale Ho?
Nahi To Gana Sun, Aur Suna Kar...
Circuit:- Bhai, yeah name check kya hota hai bhai
munnabhai:- abe woh pata karne ke liye ki tera naam kitna roshan hai.
circuit:- woh to thik hai bhai, lekin name check se farak kya padta hai
munnabhai:- simple funda hai yaar, koi sarkari collector ko apne dushman to patkana ho, ya to phir koi neta ko dusre neta ko, to bahar jane ki kya jarurat, apni office mein se hi tere jaise naam roshan karne vale milenge jinki file atkake rakhenge, usko bolte hai namecheck
Circuit:- Bhai, yeah LUD kya hota hai?
Munnabhai:- LUD bole to "Latest Underworld Dada"
Circuit:- Bhai Woh Mujik ke bad woh chamiya jo phone leti hai, woh itni battamizi se kyo bate karti hai?
Munnabhai:- Kyoki sale unke pati suspended police officer hote hai..
Circuit:- Bhai Yeah Advance Parole kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- Abe tune ajay devgan ka movie "Apharan" dekha kya. Bihar mein jab koi neta ya to koi pantar jail ki 4 diwari mein hota hai aur uske pas chabhi hoti hai woh jab chahe bahar ja sakta hai aur wapas aa sakta hai"
usi tarah jab tak tu ba izzat bali nahi ho jata, tere ko idhar ki government yeah chabi deti hai, usi chabi ka nam "advance parole"
Circuit:- Bhai yeah NSC kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- NSC bole to bad mein batata hu
Circuit:- Bhai yeah NSC kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- NSC bole to No Service to Customers
Bhai: Yeh GC lena jaruri hai kya (before he enters library)
Circuit: Bhai, apan ek kam karte hai na, apan canada wenada chalte hai na..udhar woh log bhardol mein bat rahe hai ..jo chahiye woh card..
(circuit says we will go to other radio station where she plays srk songs)
(bhardol is for whole lot..this is very bombaiya)
Then Munnabhai becomes nervous and asks circuit
Munnabhai:- To abe circuit, sala idhar hi kyo nahi milta yeah card
Circuit:- Milta tha bhai Milta tha card, lekin kya hai na, woh bush betha hai na apan idhar ka "Chacha Nehru" uski beti ko card khelne ka bahut shokh hai, to woh khelti rehti hai
Bhai: ae circuit, mere ko barbar USCIS commissionar dikhta hai aur bolta hai le munna tuje mein GC deta hu..
Circuit and Bhai at dr's place: This is hallucination, tere baju mein woh chinese betha tha usko nahin dikha, mexican ko nahin dikha to tere ko kaise dikha
Circuit:: ae teri hallucination ki to, bhai ne bola dikha to dikha
Dr: Don't increase his hallucination....its all hallucination
Munnabhai
Abhi Abhi Akhbar padha to pata chala ki USCIS Director ko dikh raha hai ki Usko Log Phul Pe Phul Phul Pe Phul bheje ja rahe hai...
aur ab to yeh Prakash khatri ko bhi dikhne laga hai
Circuit: bhai, ye security check ka locha kya hae?
Munnabhai: abe, itna pata nahi, sexcure check bole tho, apun ka subject hae rae,tere ko check kar kae bata ta hun ke tu male hae ya female
Circuit: bhai,vo check nahi, secuurity check
Munnabhai: abe, iisa bolna, ek punction ko gaya tha, apun ko ek gaurd ne pakda, aur check keeya, bola, bhaisab ap kaepas AK-47 hae, maynae bola, to kya huva, AK-47 ootaya usko voodadheeya, sale ye security wala itna check kar kae tung keeya rae.
Circuit: bhai, ye USCIS hota kya hae?
Munnabhai: simple hae re circuit, bolae tho unlimited security checks for Indian software engineers
Munnabhai
Abhi Abhi Akhbar padha to pata chala ki USCIS Director ko dikh raha hai ki Usko Log Phul Pe Phul Phul Pe Phul bheje ja rahe hai...
aur ab to yeh Prakash khatri ko bhi dikhne laga hai
Circuit: bhai, ye security check ka locha kya hae?
Munnabhai: abe, itna pata nahi, sexcure check bole tho, apun ka subject hae rae,tere ko check kar kae bata ta hun ke tu male hae ya female
Circuit: bhai,vo check nahi, secuurity check
Munnabhai: abe, iisa bolna, ek punction ko gaya tha, apun ko ek gaurd ne pakda, aur check keeya, bola, bhaisab ap kaepas AK-47 hae, maynae bola, to kya huva, AK-47 ootaya usko voodadheeya, sale ye security wala itna check kar kae tung keeya rae.
Circuit: bhai, ye USCIS hota kya hae?
Munnabhai: simple hae re circuit, bolae tho unlimited security checks for Indian software engineers
CIRCUIT:- Bhai Yeah Ombudsman kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- Ombudsman bole to Sarkari Paltu Kutta
Circuit:- Bhai Yeah Ombudsman desi ko kyo banaya
Munnabhai:- Kyoki usse vafadar paltu kutte duniya mein kahi nahi hote...
Circut:- Bhai, yeah infopass ko infopass kyo kehte hai
Munnabhai:-
Infopass Bole to:-
I Indian
N Native
F Freaking
O Out with
P Pending
A Application
S Status and
S Scrutinized
Circuit: bhai, aaj bhi na, Chamiya boli "under review"
Munnabhai: Circuit, usko thu itna tung kyo kartha rae, vo teri under review kar rahi hae
Circuit: bhai, SR raise karu ka?
Munnabhai: bidu, Sarkari Ration card ka zaroorat nahi apun ko
Circuit: bhai, vo tho service request hae bhai,
Munnabhai: tho kya huva, service request bolnae sae pehele vo Chamiya teri under review kar rahi hae, achha hae na
Circuit: bhai, aaj boli "extended review"
Munnabhai: thu gaya rae, wat laggaye, vo Chamiya teri under review karnae ke bad may extended review karaegee, ab kya hoga kalia
Circuit:- Bhai yeh EAD kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- Extensive Approval delay
Circuit: bhai, ek baat boloon...saala waat lagana to uscis se seekhney kaa....aese lagate hain...sala aese lagate hain ki phatt ti zor se hai lekin awaaz nahin aati...
Munnabhai: abey Circuit, lekin apun ko to bindaas awaaz aayi...
Circuit: bhai, jaaney do naa...aaj khaana kuch jayada ho gayela thaa.
Adjustment of Status
Circuit: bhai, adjust karney ko itne time kyon lag rela hai... bhai, apun ko dene kaa...saala ek din main kaat peet kar adjust kar dega...
Munnabhai: Circuit, yeh under wear nahin hai jo andar haath daala aur adjust kar diya...yaa under review jaata hai phir kuch bahar nahin aata hai...
Current Status:
आपकी केस अग्ली कार्यवाही के लिये बिहार झिलाधिकारी कार्यालय भेजी गयी हैं
Munnabhai: Abe Circuit tumko last year GC milta to thik hota na..
Circuit: nahi bhai , sahi hua.. last year GC milta to .. main house buy kar leta tha.. tension nahi lene ka..
Circuit:- Bhai Yeh 140 kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- 140 bole to 2050 mein rifle ko aisa nam diya jayega
Circuit:- Bhai yeah desi pantar log ne phul bheja to kya bapu prasann hoge
Munnabhai:- nahi yaar bapu nahi bap prasann hua, uscis director, tera, mera, sabka bap
Circuit:- Bhai 485 approve hone ke bad kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- 2 minute tak heart bandh ho jata hai
Circuit:- To bhai yeah heart bole to phirse chalu kaise hota hai
Munnabhai:- Jab teri akh pe balti bhar ke pani dala jata hai aur tere ko pata chalta hai ki subah ho gayi mamu........ 485 ka approval to sapna tha..
Subah ho gayi mamu, 140 to approve ho gaya, lekin 485 ki kahani shuru ho gayi mamu..
Subah ho gayi mamu......
Circuit:- Bhai 485 approve hone ke bad kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- 2 minute tak heart bandh ho jata hai
Circuit:- To bhai yeah heart bole to phirse chalu kaise hota hai
Munnabhai:- Jab teri akh pe balti bhar ke pani dala jata hai aur tere ko pata chalta hai ki subah ho gayi mamu........ 485 ka approval to sapna tha..
Subah ho gayi mamu, 140 to approve ho gaya, lekin 485 ki kahani shuru ho gayi mamu..
Subah ho gayi mamu......
Circuit: bhai, aaj Chamiya boli "VISA number" nahi hae
Munnabhai: aare tension nahi laene ka, bhai sae puch nae ka, tere VISA card pae number hae na, usko dae, aur green card puch.
mera kya hoga
abe circuit
janhvi ko jane de
janhvi nahi chahiye
mere ko to card chahiye
kya karu
circuit:- simple hai bhai, janhvi ko bolo
INSTEAD OF "GOOD MORNING MUMBAI"
SAY
"GREEN CARD MUNNABHAI"
Munnabhai: Circuit, mamu ke sath kuch locha huha
Circuit: Bhai, tension math lae, naam bata, sab ko kat dallunga
Munnabhai: nahi circuit, usko kuch labor ka locha bola, mae pura samja nahi, thu jakae patha kar laena
Circuit: abi gaya, abhi aaya, tu idhar hi bait bhai
Circuit: bhai, mamu ko labor ka problem hae bhai
Munnabhai: Circuit, tu bhi na, labor bole to, labor pain hae kya
Circuit: bhai,pata nahi, labor ka locha usho kaise, uska biwi ko aana tha na
Munnabhai: Circuit,tu ek kam kar, ja kae ambulance bula, aspathal lae kae chaltae hae, mae jakae janhvi ko laekae aatha hun
in the hospital
mamu: what the hell is going on, Munna tu mujae idhar kyo lae ke aaya
Munnabhai: mamu tu bhi na, majak mat kar, tu hi nae bola labor ka locha hae
mamu: you idiot, mera green card ka labor ka locha hae, tu kya samja, abhi wat lagadheeya na mera, Oh god what am I talking
Circuit: bhai, mae samja nahi
Munnabhai: mamu, problem kya hae tera, teek teek bata
mamu: O god, I can't explain, iske bhasha mae hi boltha hun, kya karae
mamu: munna, mera LC ko voodadeeya sale nae, kisi aur ko dae deeya, raste pe mila to uska wat laga tha hun, O jee what am I talking
Munnabhai: mamu, to tension mat le, may sub set kartha hun, Circuit idhar ah
Circuit: bhai
Munnabhai: circuit, iska to kuch LC ka wat lag gaya
Circuit: bhai, ek bat poochu
Munnabhai: poocho
Circuit: bhai,LC kya hota hae, apun ka dheemak me teek tara gusa nahi
Munnabhai: Circuit, LC bole to "Leukemia Certification", mamu to doctor hae na, kuch to lufda huva hae, koi to uska LC churalee hoga
Circuit: Bhai yeah PERM kya hota hai
Munnabhai: Are PERM, PERM bole to Phat ke edharij raheli mamu
Circuit: Bhai, yeah CAO kis chidiya ka naam hai...
Munnabhai: aye Circuit, tere ko itna nahin maloom....akkha immigrant ki jo gaand maartey hain unko CAO boltey hain...
Circuit: bhai, to phir apun saale kaa naam GAO rakhega...CAO kayeko ko bolne ka....
Munnabhai: Circuit...yeh angrez log hai...inko apun bhasha ka idea nahin hai bidoo...isleye...woh kya bolte hai naa angrezi main... Center Ass Officer....kuch aese hi...kaafi deafficult hai...
Munnabhai:- Circuit aj hum ko fever hai, no lud fever
circuit:- bhai, chalo doctor ke pas chale....
munnabhai:- abe doctor kya karega yaar
circuit:- to bhai bolo, kya kare
munnabhai:- chal thik se samja, yeah lud ka kya karneka
circuit:- bhai, awaj karo, koun lagata hai yeh lud, uski to
munnabhai:- thik hai jane de, abhi woh number laga, chal mujik sunte hai jab chamiya ayegi tab bat karenge, lud kyu nahi hai
Bihar mein 10 baj gaye kya?
Circuit:- Bhai bahut dimag phat rahela hai yeah woh ek pantar bol raha tha kuch AILA, LAWSUIT , yeah sab naye funde aa gaye
kya hai yeh sab bhai
Munnabhai:- abe lawsuite yeah agrez log rifle istamal karne ke unke tarike ko bolte hai, unki rifle istemal karne ki tarkib sab alag hoti hai, sidhi goli chalti nahi hai, bole to long term effects hote hai, isko bolte hai law suit
Circuit:- ha woh to thik hai bhai lekin yeah AILA kis chidiya ka naam hai
Munnabhai:- apun ko jyada pata nahi, lekin woh mamu bol raha tha
"Ab Inki Lijiye Advice", angrezi tarike se shotting kaise karne ka , bole to kanuni shooting iski advije..
Circuit: Bhai, employer ne tung keeya, Chamiya ko phon guma deeya, Chamiya boli AC21, bhai tension mae hun
Munnabhai: circuit, AC21 bole to, America ya Canada
Circuit: Bhai, ye 21 kya hae
Munnabhai: 2 in 1 hae rae,America / Canada, tero ko jaha marjee hae vaha jeelo, aish karo
Circuit: Bhai,aaj boli, NOID beja
Munnabhai: aare jake AR11 file karna
Circuit: Bhai,AR11
Munnabhai: vo hae ke, tera ghar idhar hae, NOIDA mae nahi hae, ye Chamiya bhi na english memsab hae sali 'A' chod deeya, aagar tu vo form ko fill nai keeya to usne tera card ko NOIDA bejengae
Circuit:- Bhai yeh RFE ka kya funda hai to
Munnabhai:- woh kya hai na teri file me in angrez lok ko kuch samaj mein nahi ata hai na tab woh tere ko wapas khat likhte hai
usko bolte hai RFE bole to Request for English matlab angrezi mein unko samjane ka kya..
Circuit: Bhai,Chamiya boli, vo NIODA nahi hae NOID beja
Munnabhai: iisa bolna, Chamiya bhi tero ko pura confuse keeya, usko reverse sae padna hae, DION, uska matlab hae Dead Immigration Officer at Nebraska
Circuit: to mera file kya hoga
Munnabhai: simple hae circuit, dek vo chirkut tera file ko approve nai keeya, bapu nae usko wat laga deeya, ab tera file jo jinda hae usko transfer keeya hae, aagar vo bhi teek kaam nai keeya to uska bhi bapu wat lagayega
Circuit: Thanks munna
Munnabhai: Thanks muje nahi bapu ko bolna
Circuit: Bhai,Chamiya boli, FP expired, I will send a request to renew
Munnabhai: circuit, is tame pe usko parishn mat kar, vo bol rahi ke uski first pregnancy expire huva hae, second pregnancy ke liye vo ready kar rahi hae
Circuit:- bhai mene woh bihar phone lagaya bolte hai koi chamiya line par nahi aa sakti abhi, kyu bhai, abhi kaha bihar mein 5 baje hai?
Munnabhai:- Abe aj friday hai bole to unko night duty hai, sone dena unko.....
Munnabhai and Circuit at TSC office
Circuit: aye mamu....toich hai woh jo adjustment karta hai...
IO: What? Who are you? What are you saying?
Circuit: Bhai...yeh angrezi main kaya bolrela hai??
IO: Oh....Shit...
Munnabhai: abey Circuit...baithne ko bol raha...sit...baith ke baat karne kaa
Circuit: mamu...to aesa bol naa..kayeko dimaag ka kharcha kar le raha hai...
IO: I think there is some misunderstanding...we do not entertain in person
Circuit: bhai...phir bola kuch angrezi...aye mamu hindi main bol hindi main nahin to yahi doon kya kharcha paani...
Munnabhai: Circuit...tension nahin lene kaa...main batata hoon...bol raha hai ki miss under standing...yaaney chammiya neeche khadi hai...aur woh bando ko tamasha nahin dikhati...
Circuit: oye mamu, chamiyaa nahin bhai ko card chaiye...woh bhi hara...jaldi se chamka kar de....bhai ne bola hara to hara hi chaiye...urgante...ok...
IO: Will you leave or shall I call security?
Munnabhai: oye biddu...we live but you not...if you not give kadak kadak card...no call...only sms...incoming not free....
Circuit:- Bhai Aap Weekend mein kya karoge?
Munnabhai:- LUD to aya nahi isliye card ki to koi sambhavta nahi hai is weekend mein
To mein Hallucination yeh imbalance sab rokne ki dawai lunga
Matlab:- Apna HAYWARDS 5000............
Munnabhai/Circuit -- Hindi to English Transition
Circuit: bhai, yeh log naraaj kayke ko horele hain
Munnabhai: Circuit, inke bheja fry hai...inke bheje main kuch ghusta nahin hai....tu ab angrezi main bat kar..
Circuit: bhai, pehle bolne kaa thaa naa..apun must englis bolta hai...
Munnabhai: Circuit, mere baap bol naa...no more hindi...only englis...
Circuit: brother, i come you go...who know
Munnabhai: Circuit, fit english...high class no water no glass
Circuit: I talk...you walk...beato aesa...ruk jaaye saans...