August Visa Bulletin : A story

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songlan

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Yesterday I went to a famous fortune-teller (FT)

Me: Master, are you licensed to work in US ?

FT : Yes. I fortunately got EAD before retro

Me: Retro, it's what I'm asking you. Master, what is the prediction in August Bulletin ?

FT: I know what you concern, son. You want to know the current dates ?

Me: Yes Master. What will the current dates of EB3 India, China and World be ?

FT: Prediction on visa bulletin is very very easy to me, son. I don't want to use my mental energy to give the answer. It's not worth. I do not know why the guys from boards.immigrationportal.com and IV so anxious . In fact, I let my student practice the prediction. He's coming from India.

Me: When does he come, Master ?

FT: Very soon, son. He is Eb3 India.
 
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songlan said:
Yesterday I went to a famous fortune-teller (FT)

Me: Master, are you licensed to work in US ?

FT : Yes. I fortunately got EAD before retro

Me: Retro, it's what I'm asking you. Master, what is the prediction in August Bulletin ?

FT: I know what you concern, son. You want to know the current dates ?

Me: Yes Master. What will the current dates of EB3 India, China and World be ?

FT: Prediction on visa bulletin is very very easy to me, son. I don't want to use my mental energy to give the answer. It's not worth. I do not know why the guys from boards.immigrationportal.com and IV so anxious . In fact, I let my student practice the prediction. He's coming from India.

Me: When does he come, Master ?

FT: Very soon, son. He is Eb3 India.
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that indeed was very funny..


Guys bulletin will be out next week.

Lets enjoy one more weekend.
 
May be they want publish August/sep together next month!

hkhr said:
that indeed was very funny..


Guys bulletin will be out next week.

Lets enjoy one more weekend.
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As usual they are lazy and might have thought why to shake their butt :D but wait for the next month to publish. Any way people are crying for years and they are used to it.... :mad:
 
bulletin q

it is nice to see ppl still retain their unique sense of
humor in these "visa bulletin centric" times.

btw, do u know for sure that the bulletin will be out
next week/month and not this one. not doubting ur predictions
just curious if u found out officially by calling somebody
or something. that way i can give up my hourly watch of the
bulletin page i had scheduled for tomorrow.

thanks.
 
Trends ..

just_chill said:
it is nice to see ppl still retain their unique sense of
humor in these "visa bulletin centric" times.

btw, do u know for sure that the bulletin will be out
next week/month and not this one. not doubting ur predictions
just curious if u found out officially by calling somebody
or something. that way i can give up my hourly watch of the
bulletin page i had scheduled for tomorrow.

thanks.
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just_chill,

Historically the visa bulletin has been released between the 8th to the 15th of each month. There is no rhyme or reason behind these release dates. If I were to put my money on it, I would say that it will be released tomorrow. Friday seems to be a popular day these days.

I am not aware of any formal way to find out about the bulletin status.

regards,

saras
 
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