I do not know if thus guy is serious but he did post a message saying that his I-485 case with RD of Aug 2002 was approved by Nebraska INS today.
http://www.rupnet.com/immigration/approvaltrack.asp?msort=1&month=200208&place=101
http://www.rupnet.com/immigration/approvaltrack.asp?msort=1&month=200208&place=101