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A Immigration Officer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night,
she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married five times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #4 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #5 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why U married me then?"
"You're a Immigration Officer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married five times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #4 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #5 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why U married me then?"
"You're a Immigration Officer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"