Its friday ....

WHEN THINGS GO WRONG;
& WHEN SADNESS FILL UR HEART;
& WHEN TEARS FLOW IN UR EYES,
JUST LET ME KNOW 'COZ' I
WANT 2B THERE 4 U.


I'M SELLING "TISSUES".
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!



:D
 
Ever Wondered?????

Personally this is one of the BEST DOUBTS I have ever heard from
anybody...Enjoy if you had not read this before......

In some remote village of india, one masterji is teaching the "Mahabharat
Katha" to a class. He is at the 'Krishna Janma' part of it. So let him
continue instead of me.

Masterji : to bachchon, so Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th
child is goin to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and
Devaki behind the bars. First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning
sencond one is born n kansa thorws him off the mountain peak third one is
born.....

Now Ramu who is smartest of the lot puts up his hand.

Masterji (sounding nervous and confused) : Ramu bete, whole India does not
have doubt in Mahabharata and how come you have one?

Ramu : Masterji, if kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was goin to kill
him, why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in same cell??
 
Sign on a famous beauty parlour window: Don't whistle at the girl
goingout from here. She may be your Grandmother!!
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Advertisement in Pune Shop : Guitar, forsale.......cheap...........no
strings attached.
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Sign in a bar : "Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay
in advance."
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Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
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A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
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When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up.............
reading.
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My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks
straight out of the bottle.
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I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
someone wants Black Coffee.
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Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
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Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success,
more the relatives.
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Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run
our business.
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A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old
enough or else they will never be.
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Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has
been personally passed by the manager.
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Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye
to khana free.
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may be PG

Boy: Why does girl doesn't have hair on their chest?
Girl: Have you ever seen grass on playing ground

:D
 
My Bad Experience ....

My self and My friends....when i was studying BTech.

We went to thirupathi to visit venkateswara swamy. We were planned to walk from thirupathi to thirumala...
On the way we saw a girl (She is very beautiful girl). I went to her and asked her where are you from.. She said I'm from HYD. I said you are beautiful... She smiled, said thanks and left.

After we walked for another half an hour, again we saw the same girl passing us. I actually don't want to miss her, so i asked my friend to take a snap along with her.

We planed very carefully; the picture should look like hugging her and kissing on her cheek. So I positioned my friends (after we checked every thing).

She was passing us and I went and we did according to our plan... Only we forgot about her brothers along with her.

You can imagine what might happen after that.....

They kicked us like (can't express) .....
 
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