Green Card for Dummies

[kaveh2006]

Four easy steps to get the Green Card

A) Go to Mexico
B) Destroy your H1B crap as you don't need it anymore, you free man ; )
C) You go to the first Police station in Mexico and ask them for the illegal-101 map, God bless their heart, they will provide you with the map of USA along with the location of water, food and minute man etc, get the map.
D) Cross the border illegaly

There will be Republicans chanting, wellcome to USA, the land of opportunity.

 

[MADANST]

Easier solution

Resign from the current job. You will be immediatly out of status hence illegal
You will get citizenship.

 

[Rose101]

It seems ILLEGAL immigration to USA is more straight forward that LEGAL. And I believe ILLEGALs do not need to pay taxes ever. Is that correct ? If so, it is more lucrative.