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@@@@@No abusive langauge. I find that extremely offensive.
 
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Below are for desi's viewing pleasure only, hard to translate.

itna sannata kyu hai bhai, koi approval kyu nahi dete


Silly Man: Kitne applicant they re IIO
IIO: Sardar teen.
Silly Man: Wo teen, aur tum chey, phir bhee approval nahi de paaye.

GW BUSH KE BACCHO !!

Jab Dhoor Gaon Main Baacha Rota Hai to Maa Kahti Hai Beta So Jaa Nahin to 485 atak jaega.
 
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A song ..
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O mere dil ke chain .. Oh mere .. dil ke chain ..
Chain aaye mere dil ko, GC to dikha dijiye ..
Oh mere .. dil ke chain ..

Apna ye labor dekh ke tum, jaanejahan ghabra gaye,
ab to ye pehli stage hai, tum to abhi se ghabraa gaye ..

Meraa kyaaaa hogaaa .. socho to zara ..
Gc aaye to mere dil ko bata dijiyee ..

Dil ka hai armaan, kuch to kar yahan, mere thikaana aur nahee,
miley koi kudiyan, honey ki pudiyaan, dil ko bas yehi aaraam nahi ..

Miltee hi nahieee, kudiyaan ya gceee ...
jab aaye to jaga dijiyeee ..

O mere dil ke chain .. Chain aaye mere dil zara GC to dikha dijiye ..

Yun to akela bhi ab main, reh sakta hu main abhi,
dil kehta hai, mil jaee, gc to ghar jaa sakta hu mein kabhi ..

Taanga hai tuney, duniaa ko meri ..
Naa aaye to dafa kijiyee ...

O mere dil ke chain .. Chain aaye mere dil zara GC to dikha dijiye ..
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Song on BCIS enquiry system
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Likhey jo khat tujhey, wo gc ki yaad mein,
hazaaro tensions ke source ban gaye,
Jab job gayi to, wo dhool ban gaye,
Jo JIT aayi to, waste ho gaye,
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Yet Another song ..
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Job thakeli hai, bujh gaye career ke diye,
khakey mera paan, jaldi se dijiyeee,

jo bhi chahe kariyeeee, jaldi se gc dijiyeee ..
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(more later) :) :) :)
 
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Arz kia hai,

likh raha hu roz roz, ek chitthi BCIS ke naam,
likh raha hu roz roz, ek chitthi BCIS ke naam,
Abey ullu ke patho, ab to kar lo kuch kaam !!!


WAH WAH WAH WAH !! :D :D
 
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Roz roz jaata thaa daftar, ab ho gaya layoff,
Roz roz jaata thaa daftar, ab ho gaya layoff,
Kambakht ho gaya hai ab, ek RFE ka khauff !!
 
Pee key daaru mein kal raat bhar soya,
Pee key daaru mein kal raat bhar soya,
Mil jae to gala kaat du, jisney mera file khoya !!

WAH WAH WAH :D :D :D
 
Aye BCIS, tuney kari hai meri jindagi haram,
Aye BCIS, tuney kari hai meri jindagi haram,
kya ab bhi kar rahe ho paad maar key aaram??
 
A note to the Sholey tale..

Mexican moms in southern calif. actually scare their kids into submission saying " if you dont stop ..I will call the 'imigra' ". Seems like the INS has entered into the pysche of the legal and illegal immigrants alike. I read this in the LA times archive.

And SM..I actually startled my collegues with my laughs after reading your sher-shaeri :)

Gali dena ho, toe hindi seekho
tt tt
 
Very hard to translate .. plus they sound better when they rhyme,

but the last 4 go something like this,

#1. I am writing you a letter BCIS once a day,
You idiots, do some work afterall

#2. Used to go to work everyday, but now I am laid off
because of which I am scared of an RFE now.

#3. I got drunk last night and slept peacefully all night yesterday
If I find the person who lost my file, I'll cut his neck.

#4. Hey BCIS, you've wrecked my life totally,
Are you still taking it easy fartin' around?
 
Re: A note to the Sholey tale..

Originally posted by tt tt
Mexican moms in southern calif. actually scare their kids into submission saying " if you dont stop ..I will call the 'imigra' ". Seems like the INS has entered into the pysche of the legal and illegal immigrants alike. I read this in the LA times archive.

And SM..I actually startled my collegues with my laughs after reading your sher-shaeri :)

Gali dena ho, toe hindi seekho
tt tt
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Hehe, tt tt, folks have been calling me .. no one knew I had a shayar side. LOL :D:D
 
Re: Hey SM

Originally posted by Hibuddies
BCIS ne tumhe shayar bana diya
Varna tum bhi aadmi the kamke
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Waah waah waah.

Karte they hum kaam, job hote they job ke mele,
Ab BCIS ney tang kia, to gaya dimag tel lene ..

WAH WAH WAH :D:D
 
Originally posted by gc0299
Don't understanding what you people talk about ki ma ki chut!
What did I say?
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maa ki chut is a gaali (expletive), tt tt will explain what it means.
 
Kar raha hu mein pichley chaar saal sey wait ..
Kar raha hu mein pichley chaar saal sey wait ..
Pyaare amrika, ab to khol apney gate !!

(Translation:
have I been doing for the last 4 years wait ..
dear america, why don't you now open your gate?
)
 
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