Here's one...
Hope I don't get bashed up for this...
A Pakistani Ambassador to the UN just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands and walked together in the long verandah when suddenly the Pakistani said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."
The Pakistani whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, Blacks, Chinese, Japanese and Indians but never any Pakistani, Afghani or Arabs. So my son is very upset. He doesn't understand, nor do I, about why there aren't any Arabs, Pakistanis, and Afghanis in the Star Trek show."
President Bush laughs and leans toward the Pakistani, and whispers in his ear, "Because... the show is all about the future."